1 00:02:28,416 --> 00:02:30,750 [Fabio] I am Fabio Speranza. 2 00:02:31,000 --> 00:02:34,291 I take care of the aeromodelling column in an online editorial office. 3 00:02:34,958 --> 00:02:38,625 I've been working here for four years, three months and two hours. 4 00:02:38,791 --> 00:02:42,416 For four years, three months, one hour and 45 minutes 5 00:02:42,666 --> 00:02:46,625 I'm in love by my colleague Linda Vita. 6 00:02:48,208 --> 00:02:52,916 I've never succeeded so far to reveal myself or make me noticed. 7 00:02:53,125 --> 00:02:55,083 [Linda] I'm going to get a cappuccino. 8 00:02:55,291 --> 00:02:58,166 But I swear that sooner or later I will succeed. 9 00:02:59,208 --> 00:03:03,958 [Linda] My name is Linda Vita, I deal of the "Posta del Cuore" with Bruna. 10 00:03:05,166 --> 00:03:08,083 Ironically, me that I talk about the loves of others 11 00:03:08,166 --> 00:03:11,125 I can't tell anyone of being in love with Gianni. 12 00:03:12,375 --> 00:03:14,041 The editor-in-chief. 13 00:03:14,208 --> 00:03:20,041 To avoid office gossip, we keep our relationship a secret. 14 00:03:20,666 --> 00:03:22,666 They see us, come on! 15 00:03:23,791 --> 00:03:25,583 I found it on a stall. 16 00:03:26,416 --> 00:03:27,791 Puppuruppù! 17 00:03:27,958 --> 00:03:32,583 - My little pan! - Jacques Prévert, I love it! 18 00:03:34,083 --> 00:03:36,791 [air from the tire] 19 00:03:45,791 --> 00:03:48,500 No, not now! 20 00:03:49,000 --> 00:03:53,916 She's lucky, she has ahead of her a former Ferrari mechanic. 21 00:03:54,000 --> 00:03:57,541 I can change them all for you in seven, eight seconds. 22 00:03:57,875 --> 00:04:00,208 Very kind, but one is enough. 23 00:04:01,416 --> 00:04:02,416 A? 24 00:04:02,541 --> 00:04:06,208 Then I only need two seconds at most. 25 00:04:07,791 --> 00:04:09,458 Follow me into the back compartment. 26 00:04:11,958 --> 00:04:16,791 He's saving me. I had an hour free to deliver the material. 27 00:04:16,875 --> 00:04:21,125 I know, the editorial team doesn't leave much time. 28 00:04:22,083 --> 00:04:25,375 - Do you work in the editorial office too? - Certain. 29 00:04:28,208 --> 00:04:29,208 Is it new? 30 00:04:31,541 --> 00:04:33,291 No, I've been working there for four years. 31 00:04:33,958 --> 00:04:35,958 How did I not see it? 32 00:04:36,208 --> 00:04:37,208 How did he… 33 00:04:37,916 --> 00:04:39,916 I try not to be noticed. 34 00:04:40,000 --> 00:04:43,291 Sorry, but the wheel needs to be changed. 35 00:04:43,416 --> 00:04:45,083 Of course, the wheel. 36 00:04:45,208 --> 00:04:47,833 I can't find the jack, maybe. 37 00:04:47,958 --> 00:04:48,958 Maybe… 38 00:04:50,000 --> 00:04:53,625 In fact, very well. It's all there. 39 00:04:53,791 --> 00:04:58,125 Pretend you're at a pit stop. Off with the stopwatch! 40 00:05:02,791 --> 00:05:05,541 How much longer does the pit stop take? 41 00:05:06,083 --> 00:05:07,916 Wasn't it supposed to last two seconds? 42 00:05:08,000 --> 00:05:12,125 - It's a mix and greep problem. - [cell phone rings] 43 00:05:12,208 --> 00:05:13,208 Ready. 44 00:05:13,500 --> 00:05:17,291 I know, I'm late. My tire blew out. 45 00:05:18,208 --> 00:05:21,416 A guy is helping me, but he doesn't understand anything. 46 00:05:24,875 --> 00:05:28,416 [Linda] We can collect plane tickets tomorrow? 47 00:05:28,625 --> 00:05:29,833 [scream] 48 00:05:29,916 --> 00:05:31,833 Please make an exception. 49 00:05:37,708 --> 00:05:41,541 Is it necessarily at 2pm? Okay, I'll come now. 50 00:05:44,125 --> 00:05:46,583 What can I do? I'll take a taxi. 51 00:05:46,708 --> 00:05:49,416 No, I'm almost done. 52 00:06:00,625 --> 00:06:01,625 [moan] 53 00:06:02,208 --> 00:06:05,041 I love you, I love you anyway. 54 00:06:09,083 --> 00:06:13,666 I don't know how I made it in time, Good thing that guy helped me. 55 00:06:13,875 --> 00:06:16,375 - Excuse me. - Was he cute? 56 00:06:16,916 --> 00:06:19,250 What was it like? It was… 57 00:06:20,583 --> 00:06:21,833 It was… 58 00:06:22,083 --> 00:06:23,500 I don't know what it was like. 59 00:06:26,416 --> 00:06:32,083 - Who is this admirer? - I do not know. 60 00:06:33,000 --> 00:06:35,458 In my opinion, it's Gianni Corsi. 61 00:06:38,375 --> 00:06:41,333 - Who? - The editor-in-chief. 62 00:06:41,500 --> 00:06:44,125 I saw how he looks at you! 63 00:06:44,291 --> 00:06:45,583 No! 64 00:06:45,916 --> 00:06:49,708 Look at him, wish it were him! He's a really nice boy! 65 00:06:50,791 --> 00:06:55,083 I don't like that kind of man, I don't like guys with beards. 66 00:08:03,625 --> 00:08:08,708 [Piero] I'm Piero Berni and this is my friend, Marco Patani. 67 00:08:08,916 --> 00:08:14,375 They kicked us out of all the schools and now we are at the military academy. 68 00:08:14,583 --> 00:08:18,041 [Mark] At Christmas, we would like to leave alone. 69 00:08:18,125 --> 00:08:21,625 [Piero] We still have to convince our parents, 70 00:08:21,708 --> 00:08:25,875 but we have already booked a last minute for Rio de Janeiro! 71 00:08:26,125 --> 00:08:32,041 - We have to confirm by tomorrow. - My father won't give me permission. 72 00:08:32,416 --> 00:08:34,375 We don't tell him we're going to Rio. 73 00:08:34,500 --> 00:08:38,916 We tell him we're going in Madrid to visit the Prado. 74 00:08:39,041 --> 00:08:42,291 Piero, it's the same, he'll tell me no! 75 00:08:43,125 --> 00:08:44,791 Meanwhile, shall we try with mine? 76 00:08:46,791 --> 00:08:50,416 [Berni] I'm Paolo Berni, director of Berni Immobiliare. 77 00:08:50,500 --> 00:08:51,916 In short, a real estate developer. 78 00:08:52,208 --> 00:08:55,416 This year I will take advantage of my divorced condition, 79 00:08:55,500 --> 00:08:57,958 to have a wonderful holiday. 80 00:09:00,500 --> 00:09:03,291 - There's your son in the living room. - Where are you? 81 00:09:03,500 --> 00:09:07,833 Piero. How cute! He wants to wish me good luck on my departure. 82 00:09:08,291 --> 00:09:11,125 - Do you want something, Piero? - No. Thank you, Olinda. 83 00:09:17,416 --> 00:09:19,125 My son! 84 00:09:20,500 --> 00:09:23,750 My little son! Get hugged. 85 00:09:24,416 --> 00:09:26,875 You've grown up, I don't recognize you! 86 00:09:27,083 --> 00:09:30,541 - With his little gun! - Dad, I'm Piero. 87 00:09:31,875 --> 00:09:34,250 - Who is he? - Marco, a friend. 88 00:09:34,916 --> 00:09:36,166 Indeed, it seemed to me. 89 00:09:37,125 --> 00:09:40,208 Sorry, with these uniforms you are the same. 90 00:09:40,708 --> 00:09:45,208 What a magical moment! At Christmas families reunite. 91 00:09:46,416 --> 00:09:48,291 You and mom are divorced. 92 00:09:48,583 --> 00:09:51,541 We meet separately. 93 00:09:51,708 --> 00:09:53,333 - Have you been to her? - No. 94 00:09:55,416 --> 00:09:57,916 Did you prefer to come to me first? 95 00:09:58,625 --> 00:10:00,083 No, she's already left. 96 00:10:02,125 --> 00:10:03,500 As? And where did she go? 97 00:10:03,708 --> 00:10:05,333 In Monton, with his grandparents. 98 00:10:06,125 --> 00:10:07,125 In Monton? 99 00:10:07,500 --> 00:10:08,500 From grandparents? 100 00:10:08,708 --> 00:10:10,083 Welcome, Piero. 101 00:10:14,791 --> 00:10:16,208 Dad, are you leaving? 102 00:10:17,375 --> 00:10:19,708 You forgot Let's spend Christmas together! 103 00:10:21,291 --> 00:10:23,000 You hurt me. 104 00:10:23,750 --> 00:10:26,291 You think I forgot such an important thing? 105 00:10:26,375 --> 00:10:27,375 And the suitcases? 106 00:10:28,625 --> 00:10:32,500 I have just returned from London to be with you. 107 00:10:32,625 --> 00:10:37,208 Unpack your bags and tidy up. Is Piero's room tidy? 108 00:10:37,291 --> 00:10:39,958 Yes, yesterday. Enough, go away! 109 00:10:40,875 --> 00:10:42,208 I'm not leaving anymore. 110 00:10:42,500 --> 00:10:45,125 I have to cancel everything due to causes of force majeure. 111 00:10:45,500 --> 00:10:48,000 An unexpected family problem. 112 00:10:48,083 --> 00:10:50,625 Sorry, you will pay a penalty. 113 00:10:50,916 --> 00:10:55,875 You are really venal, I have to disagree for a very serious reason. 114 00:10:56,708 --> 00:10:57,708 Which? 115 00:10:59,125 --> 00:11:00,125 A mourning. 116 00:11:00,833 --> 00:11:02,583 My mother died, for the heart. 117 00:11:03,208 --> 00:11:04,500 He screamed… 118 00:11:05,708 --> 00:11:07,000 and now it's gone. 119 00:11:08,083 --> 00:11:09,291 It went out. 120 00:11:10,291 --> 00:11:12,708 I'm sorry, condolences. 121 00:11:13,083 --> 00:11:14,916 Now I'll see if I can do something. 122 00:11:16,083 --> 00:11:17,958 How nice to have you here! 123 00:11:19,083 --> 00:11:22,750 Honey, how long will you stay? 124 00:11:24,375 --> 00:11:26,375 - Fifteen days. - Fifteen? 125 00:11:27,583 --> 00:11:30,375 Well, just every holiday. 126 00:11:30,875 --> 00:11:34,291 What would you like to do in this long period? 127 00:11:34,416 --> 00:11:35,833 Objectively it is very… 128 00:11:36,000 --> 00:11:38,333 How many fucking holidays do they give you? 129 00:11:38,708 --> 00:11:42,083 Now, about that what I would like to do... 130 00:11:44,708 --> 00:11:47,958 We wanted to ask you if, for a few days, 131 00:11:48,083 --> 00:11:50,708 you would hate to be alone. 132 00:11:51,000 --> 00:11:54,500 Go on, you can ask me anything. 133 00:11:54,708 --> 00:11:57,625 We would like to visit the Prado in Madrid. 134 00:11:57,791 --> 00:11:59,291 A trip with Marco? 135 00:11:59,791 --> 00:12:02,708 Are you telling me now? You could have said it earlier! 136 00:12:02,833 --> 00:12:04,583 When do you want to leave? 137 00:12:05,291 --> 00:12:08,583 - Tomorrow, we have a last minute flight. - Last minute? 138 00:12:09,000 --> 00:12:10,000 Excuse me. 139 00:12:10,291 --> 00:12:13,208 This pain in the ass first it arrives, then it leaves. 140 00:12:13,291 --> 00:12:16,125 It's going to be a pain in the ass. Fuck you. 141 00:12:16,500 --> 00:12:17,916 Does your father happen to take drugs? 142 00:12:18,916 --> 00:12:22,625 Cancel the cancellation. Everything's fine, I can leave. 143 00:12:23,000 --> 00:12:27,708 - His mother had passed away. - It turned back on, a miracle. 144 00:12:28,000 --> 00:12:34,208 She looked dead, then she burped or now he is better than before. 145 00:12:34,291 --> 00:12:37,625 Sometimes older people surprise us. 146 00:12:37,916 --> 00:12:41,041 I'm happy, but now the tickets are cancelled. 147 00:12:41,708 --> 00:12:44,250 Wait, I have one for the day after tomorrow. 148 00:12:44,500 --> 00:12:46,541 Taken! I'll come and collect it tomorrow. 149 00:12:47,208 --> 00:12:48,708 Until we meet again. 150 00:12:52,791 --> 00:12:55,458 Thank you, you were very understanding. 151 00:12:55,541 --> 00:12:57,416 What will you do alone at Christmas? 152 00:12:57,791 --> 00:13:02,583 The usual things: lunch, relatives, cotechino, bingo. 153 00:13:03,916 --> 00:13:06,833 What a disgusting coffee, Olinda! 154 00:13:06,916 --> 00:13:09,083 In short, the usual breakups! 155 00:13:09,875 --> 00:13:11,041 Do you want me to give up? 156 00:13:11,416 --> 00:13:12,833 For goodness sake! 157 00:13:13,375 --> 00:13:18,416 A father's duty is to think to the happiness of your son, leave. 158 00:13:18,916 --> 00:13:20,875 It's not safe for us to leave. 159 00:13:21,416 --> 00:13:22,625 Oh well… 160 00:13:23,041 --> 00:13:27,416 But you can't change your mind! I have problems too! 161 00:13:27,625 --> 00:13:30,333 You have to ask permission to Marco's father. 162 00:13:30,916 --> 00:13:33,083 He's not as altruistic as her. 163 00:13:33,291 --> 00:13:35,958 He is attached to these traditions. 164 00:13:36,500 --> 00:13:38,125 He's a man of one piece. 165 00:13:38,208 --> 00:13:42,416 I had nothing to do with it. These are his and his father's problems. 166 00:13:42,500 --> 00:13:45,208 You have your permission and you can do whatever you want. 167 00:13:45,291 --> 00:13:46,708 I don't leave alone. 168 00:13:46,958 --> 00:13:49,083 Okay, I'll talk to him. 169 00:13:49,875 --> 00:13:51,166 It won't be a beast. 170 00:13:51,416 --> 00:13:53,916 - What does your father do? - Teaches ethics at Sapienza. 171 00:13:54,791 --> 00:13:57,416 Here you are! He will be a civilized person! 172 00:13:58,000 --> 00:13:59,000 Excuse me! 173 00:13:59,208 --> 00:14:03,583 It's going to be a pain in the ass. Go fuck yourself! 174 00:14:05,583 --> 00:14:06,583 Cannabis? 175 00:14:07,416 --> 00:14:11,625 Can you hold my ticket? I have to talk to the professor first. 176 00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:15,291 - For your mother? - No, for my son. 177 00:14:15,708 --> 00:14:17,375 Is he sick too? 178 00:14:17,625 --> 00:14:19,208 It's a mess. 179 00:14:19,583 --> 00:14:24,291 I'm so unlucky that I will find a foot in the befana's stocking! 180 00:14:24,958 --> 00:14:29,500 I try to keep him in suspense, but I can't assure you anything. 181 00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:36,541 Moral ethics are not based on deontic principles, 182 00:14:37,208 --> 00:14:39,208 but on aretheistic judgments. 183 00:14:40,208 --> 00:14:41,208 That is 184 00:14:41,916 --> 00:14:43,625 To be moral 185 00:14:44,375 --> 00:14:50,458 you don't have to act morally, but be a moral person. 186 00:14:53,000 --> 00:14:54,000 Happy holidays. 187 00:15:02,500 --> 00:15:03,708 Sorry, professor. 188 00:15:05,291 --> 00:15:06,875 Do you have a minute? 189 00:15:07,208 --> 00:15:08,666 Of course, miss. 190 00:15:18,291 --> 00:15:20,125 Are you leaving me alone at Christmas? 191 00:15:20,625 --> 00:15:25,000 Love, far from me this idea, but my son has arrived. 192 00:15:25,083 --> 00:15:26,083 So what? 193 00:15:26,416 --> 00:15:29,208 It's embarrassing, you're the same age. 194 00:15:29,583 --> 00:15:32,750 My father is your age too, but I'm not embarrassed. 195 00:15:32,916 --> 00:15:34,791 It's not the same thing. 196 00:15:34,916 --> 00:15:37,625 We'll spend Christmas loose. 197 00:15:38,291 --> 00:15:39,416 Loose? 198 00:15:39,791 --> 00:15:43,333 Do you remember how the exam went? 199 00:15:43,708 --> 00:15:46,166 Sure, I gave you 30 and praise. 200 00:15:46,375 --> 00:15:47,791 What did I give you? 201 00:15:48,416 --> 00:15:49,791 The usual. 202 00:15:50,125 --> 00:15:53,666 Here, I filmed it and I'll put it on Youtube! 203 00:15:57,500 --> 00:15:59,916 You're blackmailing me, it's unethical! 204 00:16:00,791 --> 00:16:02,708 Then find a solution. 205 00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:07,833 It takes a miracle! 206 00:16:11,500 --> 00:16:17,208 He's telling me they would go on holiday in Madrid alone? 207 00:16:20,500 --> 00:16:26,291 It follows that I would remain blind of my son for the entire period. 208 00:16:27,916 --> 00:16:28,916 Orbato? 209 00:16:33,125 --> 00:16:35,916 Will he slowly lose his sight? 210 00:16:36,291 --> 00:16:39,250 What does he say? Abandoned, left alone! 211 00:16:39,333 --> 00:16:40,541 Alone! 212 00:16:41,375 --> 00:16:42,708 Is she consenting? 213 00:16:44,291 --> 00:16:46,125 Yes, am I hurting? 214 00:16:47,416 --> 00:16:49,708 It's not an easy decision. 215 00:16:51,375 --> 00:16:53,625 How do you stop him? 216 00:16:55,291 --> 00:16:59,000 How do you prevent it that the fruit falls from the tree? 217 00:17:00,708 --> 00:17:03,625 - How do you do it… - Do they have a plane tomorrow, yes or no? 218 00:17:04,291 --> 00:17:06,083 There's not much to… 219 00:17:08,708 --> 00:17:10,791 So be it, free yourselves! 220 00:17:11,583 --> 00:17:15,333 He doesn't make himself understood, but he's not that much of an asshole. 221 00:17:15,416 --> 00:17:17,625 In an affectionate sense, believe me. 222 00:17:19,500 --> 00:17:20,500 Thanks, dad. 223 00:17:21,875 --> 00:17:24,500 - Do we confirm the booking? - Certain. 224 00:17:24,708 --> 00:17:27,041 Let's go outside because the Wi-Fi doesn't work here. 225 00:17:28,416 --> 00:17:33,250 - Spain, Goya, Velasquez. - Raúl, Casillas, Pujol. 226 00:17:33,583 --> 00:17:34,583 Waiter! 227 00:17:38,708 --> 00:17:40,625 An exhaustive menu, right? 228 00:17:43,416 --> 00:17:46,125 It's the mother. Should I tell him? 229 00:17:46,208 --> 00:17:48,541 No! It must be our secret. 230 00:17:51,083 --> 00:17:54,250 Mom, how are things going with the relatives? 231 00:17:54,625 --> 00:17:56,000 Well. You? 232 00:17:56,208 --> 00:17:57,958 How did you organize yourselves? 233 00:17:58,375 --> 00:18:00,083 Have you decided what you will do for Christmas? 234 00:18:00,250 --> 00:18:04,291 The usual things, lunch with relatives, grandmother. 235 00:18:04,375 --> 00:18:08,916 - The cotechino. - Cotechino, card games. 236 00:18:08,958 --> 00:18:10,583 Wait, I'll give it to you. 237 00:18:12,583 --> 00:18:13,583 Tell me, Anna. 238 00:18:13,875 --> 00:18:17,583 Paolo, behave yourself. I entrust it to you. 239 00:18:17,708 --> 00:18:20,708 Be calm. I won't lose sight of him. 240 00:18:21,875 --> 00:18:23,500 [Anna] I'll check on you, Paolo. 241 00:18:23,916 --> 00:18:26,500 Don't stress us with your calls. 242 00:18:27,375 --> 00:18:29,416 I'll talk to you when you get back, bye. 243 00:18:32,708 --> 00:18:34,416 - Thank you. - [Berni] You're welcome. 244 00:18:34,708 --> 00:18:35,708 Later. 245 00:18:37,500 --> 00:18:40,583 My ex is worse now when we were married. 246 00:18:40,916 --> 00:18:42,708 - Is he divorced? - Yes. 247 00:18:42,791 --> 00:18:45,208 - Are you still married? - Ninth. 248 00:18:46,083 --> 00:18:50,708 - She passed away a few years ago. - He's a widower, I'm sorry. 249 00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:53,708 He didn't understand. There was a lack of trust. 250 00:18:55,916 --> 00:18:57,958 I told her a lot of bullshit. 251 00:18:58,708 --> 00:19:01,000 Me too! You saw it, didn't you? 252 00:19:01,916 --> 00:19:05,333 I have to say, the kids' holiday it just happened ad hoc. 253 00:19:06,083 --> 00:19:08,958 It would allow me… 254 00:19:09,458 --> 00:19:14,125 to put your hands back on almost twenty years of research. 255 00:19:14,958 --> 00:19:15,958 But her? 256 00:19:18,083 --> 00:19:20,500 I made a great program! 257 00:19:21,083 --> 00:19:22,291 Even your ad hoc? 258 00:19:22,708 --> 00:19:23,875 No, in Rio. 259 00:19:25,958 --> 00:19:27,291 It's in Brazil. 260 00:19:27,958 --> 00:19:28,958 Really? 261 00:19:29,791 --> 00:19:30,791 Does your son know? 262 00:19:30,916 --> 00:19:33,541 - What do they care? - That's a specious question. 263 00:19:33,625 --> 00:19:36,208 - Huh? - Okay... Waiter! 264 00:19:51,083 --> 00:19:52,583 [Gianni] Unforgettable. 265 00:19:57,958 --> 00:19:59,833 [Gianni] Let's see if there's a new one. 266 00:20:02,083 --> 00:20:03,083 Well. 267 00:20:11,125 --> 00:20:12,125 Linda? 268 00:20:17,583 --> 00:20:20,708 I don't know anything about it, it must be a joke. 269 00:20:20,958 --> 00:20:24,000 A real joke when should I go to Milan? 270 00:20:24,916 --> 00:20:26,208 Are you jealous? 271 00:20:26,583 --> 00:20:30,500 It's fantastic! In your opinion, do I do something like this? 272 00:20:31,500 --> 00:20:34,625 Sometimes the people you love they reserve some surprises. 273 00:20:34,791 --> 00:20:36,500 Let's think for a moment. 274 00:20:36,708 --> 00:20:38,916 We leave for Brazil in two days, 275 00:20:38,958 --> 00:20:41,708 to tell my father that we are getting married. 276 00:20:41,791 --> 00:20:46,916 According to you, I'm looking for another man posting a photo... 277 00:20:47,875 --> 00:20:50,250 How did you get to this photo? 278 00:20:51,583 --> 00:20:54,666 - How did I do it? - How? 279 00:20:56,500 --> 00:21:00,291 - While browsing, a pop up opened. - A pop up? 280 00:21:00,416 --> 00:21:01,416 A pop up, yes. 281 00:21:01,500 --> 00:21:03,625 Don't change the subject. 282 00:21:04,708 --> 00:21:06,208 Can I leave safely? 283 00:21:07,625 --> 00:21:13,000 Instead of thinking about this nonsense, hurry up and come to my house. 284 00:21:14,916 --> 00:21:16,208 I will amaze you! 285 00:21:19,125 --> 00:21:21,583 Come on, hurry! Do you want to leave or not? 286 00:21:21,791 --> 00:21:24,208 The professor is coming! 287 00:21:25,208 --> 00:21:26,875 [Patani] Take out your suitcase! 288 00:21:27,416 --> 00:21:28,833 [Marco] One moment, dad! 289 00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:33,666 Did you take everything? It's not like you're coming back why did you forget something? 290 00:21:33,916 --> 00:21:35,416 Relax. 291 00:21:35,666 --> 00:21:37,083 Calm? 292 00:21:37,208 --> 00:21:39,916 Are you playing or not? Come on, Pierino, come in. 293 00:21:40,375 --> 00:21:42,791 Come on, hurry up, come on. 294 00:21:43,375 --> 00:21:46,250 - Dad! - Don't say anything to mom. 295 00:21:46,416 --> 00:21:47,791 [cell phone rings] 296 00:21:48,958 --> 00:21:51,750 Speak of the devil and horns emerge. 297 00:21:52,708 --> 00:21:55,916 Lisa, how's it going? 298 00:21:56,291 --> 00:21:59,083 Marco is here. I'll pass it on to you right away. 299 00:22:01,416 --> 00:22:02,416 Mom? 300 00:22:03,083 --> 00:22:04,333 Darling, I wanted to tell you 301 00:22:04,416 --> 00:22:09,958 I'll buy you the gift, Dad must have forgotten. 302 00:22:10,291 --> 00:22:13,625 No, he gave me a wonderful gift! 303 00:22:14,208 --> 00:22:17,125 We will do the usual things, the cotechino... 304 00:22:17,291 --> 00:22:20,833 Lisa, sorry. We're in a big hurry. 305 00:22:21,583 --> 00:22:25,500 - I have to go and book the capon. - Leave, go! 306 00:22:25,583 --> 00:22:31,291 At Christmas it sells out early, you know how attentive I am to traditions. 307 00:22:31,708 --> 00:22:35,208 We finally got rid of it. 308 00:22:35,708 --> 00:22:37,916 No! 309 00:22:38,000 --> 00:22:42,583 By the way, How's your fjord cruise going? 310 00:22:43,500 --> 00:22:46,083 The fjords were very beautiful. 311 00:22:46,208 --> 00:22:50,208 We are now in St. Petersburg. Have fun with Marco, bye. 312 00:22:53,708 --> 00:22:54,833 You know, ma'am, 313 00:22:54,916 --> 00:22:57,833 we did well not to tell our ex-husbands 314 00:22:57,916 --> 00:23:00,208 that we are in Brazil getting our breasts done. 315 00:23:00,500 --> 00:23:01,958 Exes are all the same. 316 00:23:02,083 --> 00:23:06,416 They would tell everyone. Absit iniuria verbis. 317 00:23:07,708 --> 00:23:10,500 - What? - Absit iniuria verbis. 318 00:23:11,583 --> 00:23:12,833 Vermis.. 319 00:23:17,916 --> 00:23:20,791 - Do you know what happened to me? - What? 320 00:23:21,208 --> 00:23:22,833 Now I'll show you. 321 00:23:28,208 --> 00:23:29,208 Look here. 322 00:23:31,916 --> 00:23:33,625 You turned out well. 323 00:23:33,916 --> 00:23:37,208 I almost had a fight with my boyfriend. 324 00:23:37,291 --> 00:23:40,958 If I find the moron who put it, I'll kill him! 325 00:23:44,416 --> 00:23:47,375 Here I am, strike dead! 326 00:23:48,083 --> 00:23:49,458 Was it you? 327 00:23:50,500 --> 00:23:51,500 Exactly. 328 00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:53,000 Why? 329 00:23:53,125 --> 00:23:58,625 You are a beautiful girl, with your photo instead of mine 330 00:23:58,791 --> 00:24:02,416 I was hoping to find a nice guy. Understood? 331 00:24:02,791 --> 00:24:05,208 And when they found out it wasn't me? 332 00:24:05,500 --> 00:24:08,666 I didn't show up for appointments. 333 00:24:09,000 --> 00:24:14,333 I just needed to chat a bit, do a little cybersex. 334 00:24:15,000 --> 00:24:16,625 What? 335 00:24:16,833 --> 00:24:19,500 Virtual sex, that's what it's called. 336 00:24:22,416 --> 00:24:23,916 I'm so alone. 337 00:24:25,208 --> 00:24:27,500 What can I do to make it up to you? 338 00:24:28,708 --> 00:24:32,291 - A centrifuge? - But it could rust! 339 00:24:32,500 --> 00:24:36,083 But what rust? Come, I'm on it. 340 00:24:36,208 --> 00:24:37,208 Let's go. 341 00:24:37,291 --> 00:24:38,291 Let's go. 342 00:24:47,416 --> 00:24:48,416 [Fabio] Linda? 343 00:25:09,958 --> 00:25:10,958 Prévert! 344 00:25:18,791 --> 00:25:22,000 Now let's get that photo off the internet and let's not talk about it anymore. 345 00:25:22,125 --> 00:25:23,125 All right. 346 00:25:25,083 --> 00:25:26,500 What is that? 347 00:25:26,625 --> 00:25:31,208 There is someone who wants to contact you. Wait, I'm canceling now. 348 00:25:31,291 --> 00:25:34,458 No, wait. It's funny, let me see. 349 00:25:37,208 --> 00:25:42,208 "Like boys who love each other, in summer and winter." 350 00:25:42,291 --> 00:25:45,208 - Romantic! - No, asshole. 351 00:25:45,416 --> 00:25:49,166 They are my favorite poems, I know who he is. 352 00:25:49,416 --> 00:25:52,916 - Can we see his photo? - Let's hope so. 353 00:25:54,416 --> 00:25:55,625 - [Brunette] No. - Here. 354 00:25:55,791 --> 00:25:58,791 - He's untrustworthy, I knew it. - Do you know who he is? 355 00:25:58,875 --> 00:26:02,083 - He's my boyfriend. - Why does he do it? 356 00:26:02,416 --> 00:26:06,375 He doesn't trust me. It's a trap, he wants me to answer him. 357 00:26:06,791 --> 00:26:09,041 Don't answer! 358 00:26:09,875 --> 00:26:11,291 Instead I answer him. 359 00:26:12,583 --> 00:26:16,208 Now I take revenge. How does cybersex work? 360 00:26:16,625 --> 00:26:19,291 Tell me something very erotic. 361 00:26:19,416 --> 00:26:20,916 Open your ears! 362 00:26:21,208 --> 00:26:22,208 [inaudible] 363 00:26:23,125 --> 00:26:24,125 How? 364 00:26:24,500 --> 00:26:25,500 [inaudible] 365 00:26:26,583 --> 00:26:28,666 Well done, Bruna! 366 00:26:33,583 --> 00:26:34,583 [Fabio] He responded! 367 00:26:36,208 --> 00:26:38,791 "Hello, Crazy Lover, I really want to..." 368 00:26:40,625 --> 00:26:41,666 No! 369 00:26:43,791 --> 00:26:44,791 No! 370 00:26:53,083 --> 00:26:56,083 I have to collect the ticket for Rio. 371 00:26:56,291 --> 00:26:59,208 I'm sorry, I told her that I couldn't assure her anything. 372 00:26:59,291 --> 00:27:00,875 I did what I could. 373 00:27:01,000 --> 00:27:02,916 He took the last two. 374 00:27:04,083 --> 00:27:05,083 Professor! 375 00:27:05,375 --> 00:27:06,791 [inaudible] 376 00:27:06,916 --> 00:27:08,458 Return to Ardenza! 377 00:27:09,916 --> 00:27:14,208 Professor, are you going to Rio? He was supposed to stay for the 20-year search. 378 00:27:14,416 --> 00:27:15,750 She gave me the idea. 379 00:27:15,916 --> 00:27:18,166 But you also took the ticket. 380 00:27:20,500 --> 00:27:21,833 - HI. - HI! 381 00:27:22,583 --> 00:27:24,500 Here. Here is the passport. 382 00:27:25,625 --> 00:27:28,666 Did you delete the exam video? 383 00:27:28,750 --> 00:27:30,666 - The exam? - The video of the exam… 384 00:27:30,791 --> 00:27:32,416 Sure. As promised. 385 00:27:32,916 --> 00:27:34,166 I leave more calmly. 386 00:27:34,416 --> 00:27:36,250 I tie up the scooter and come back. Are you waiting for me? 387 00:27:37,083 --> 00:27:38,083 Hurry up. 388 00:27:39,208 --> 00:27:41,500 - The exam! - The video of the exam… 389 00:27:47,291 --> 00:27:50,333 This is 20 years of research? 390 00:27:50,500 --> 00:27:52,416 Nineteen, to be exact. 391 00:27:52,583 --> 00:27:54,708 What does she care? 392 00:27:54,791 --> 00:27:57,666 One of those two tickets was mine. 393 00:27:57,750 --> 00:28:00,541 And then, professor, what do you do? Are you going to Brazil with a little girl? 394 00:28:00,625 --> 00:28:03,291 I thought she was a man of one piece. 395 00:28:03,375 --> 00:28:06,000 But in front of a beautiful girl, she understands that… 396 00:28:06,583 --> 00:28:07,583 What does he do? 397 00:28:07,708 --> 00:28:10,666 A week in Rio we do some banging. 398 00:28:10,833 --> 00:28:12,291 [bump] 399 00:28:12,708 --> 00:28:14,125 - Ouch! - Hate! 400 00:28:15,666 --> 00:28:16,958 - Well. - What? 401 00:28:17,041 --> 00:28:21,291 The matter resolved itself. You can give me the victim's note. 402 00:28:21,375 --> 00:28:23,958 Maybe nothing happened! 403 00:28:24,208 --> 00:28:25,208 Ouch! 404 00:28:25,708 --> 00:28:29,000 What a pain, my love. Help me, little potato. 405 00:28:29,083 --> 00:28:30,708 - Are you a potato? - Ouch! 406 00:28:31,000 --> 00:28:32,833 I? No! 407 00:28:36,291 --> 00:28:42,208 Sorry, could you get busy of the situation? 408 00:28:43,416 --> 00:28:45,208 I prefer to remain incognito. 409 00:28:45,708 --> 00:28:47,125 The exam. 410 00:28:47,416 --> 00:28:49,708 Yes, the exam. 411 00:28:53,583 --> 00:28:54,583 How are you? 412 00:28:55,583 --> 00:28:57,416 We take her to the hospital. 413 00:28:57,500 --> 00:28:59,166 - But nothing serious. - How? 414 00:28:59,500 --> 00:29:00,666 Are we crazy? 415 00:29:00,750 --> 00:29:02,791 They leave anyway! 416 00:29:06,916 --> 00:29:10,291 A tragedy, professor. The pussy shattered. 417 00:29:10,416 --> 00:29:15,916 They'll plaster it from here to here for three months, a chastity belt. 418 00:29:16,208 --> 00:29:17,708 Virtually unusable! 419 00:29:17,791 --> 00:29:20,375 It's not a woman, it's a turtle. 420 00:29:21,416 --> 00:29:22,416 But… 421 00:29:22,625 --> 00:29:24,166 If you give me back the ticket, 422 00:29:24,250 --> 00:29:27,291 I'll involve her on my holiday in Brazil. 423 00:29:27,791 --> 00:29:31,500 Villa overlooking the sea, a wonderful convertible, 424 00:29:31,583 --> 00:29:36,000 and for the evening, two samba teachers of San Salvador, Brazil. 425 00:29:37,208 --> 00:29:38,208 Good? 426 00:29:38,291 --> 00:29:42,416 Two whores with two tits like that and I haven't told her everything yet. 427 00:29:47,333 --> 00:29:48,625 [paramedic] One, two. 428 00:29:51,000 --> 00:29:52,000 Floor. 429 00:29:53,708 --> 00:29:54,708 How is it done? 430 00:29:55,291 --> 00:29:56,458 How is it done? 431 00:29:56,541 --> 00:29:58,875 Don't let any scruples arise. 432 00:29:59,125 --> 00:30:02,541 How do I change the name of the ticket? 433 00:30:03,041 --> 00:30:04,791 What is the unfortunate woman's name? 434 00:30:05,000 --> 00:30:08,208 - Sara Quattrociuffi. - It's very simple! 435 00:30:08,291 --> 00:30:12,291 You need to change the name on the ticket. From Sara to Paolo Berni. 436 00:30:12,416 --> 00:30:13,791 Easy, right? 437 00:30:13,916 --> 00:30:18,000 - Wait a minute, we're talking. - We have problems too. 438 00:30:18,208 --> 00:30:19,208 Mario! 439 00:30:19,333 --> 00:30:22,125 Of course, the passport! Whatever… 440 00:30:22,208 --> 00:30:27,291 - Do you know Busos? - This name is not new to me. 441 00:30:46,208 --> 00:30:48,000 [inaudible] 442 00:31:34,791 --> 00:31:37,208 [throws and moans] 443 00:31:48,291 --> 00:31:49,291 No! 444 00:32:01,708 --> 00:32:05,708 How's cybersex going with your boyfriend? 445 00:32:05,791 --> 00:32:10,750 I'm driving him crazy, I write him some shameful things. 446 00:32:10,875 --> 00:32:13,125 Very, very good. How does he react? 447 00:32:13,208 --> 00:32:15,875 He plays along. He doesn't reveal himself, he insists. 448 00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:19,250 He's romantic and writes pathetic things. 449 00:32:19,583 --> 00:32:20,583 For example? 450 00:32:20,708 --> 00:32:21,916 I'll show you. 451 00:32:27,875 --> 00:32:29,791 There's a new one! 452 00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:35,833 "I want you, I would follow you anywhere, even three meters above the sky." 453 00:32:36,125 --> 00:32:37,916 Now I'm tired. 454 00:32:37,958 --> 00:32:42,000 Let's stop tomorrow let's go to Brazil together. 455 00:32:42,791 --> 00:32:46,958 [Linda] Would you follow me to Brazil, tomorrow, Air Italy flight… 456 00:32:47,041 --> 00:32:49,958 [Fabio] …Bravo village, bungalow with sea view. 457 00:32:53,000 --> 00:32:55,625 Let's stop with the games. I understood who you are. 458 00:32:56,750 --> 00:32:57,916 See you on the plane. 459 00:32:58,000 --> 00:32:59,916 - I love you, scoundrel. - Me too! 460 00:33:00,583 --> 00:33:01,583 [shattering glass] 461 00:33:05,791 --> 00:33:06,791 Good morning. 462 00:33:07,125 --> 00:33:11,791 Does it put me close to Linda Vita? She's my girlfriend. 463 00:33:11,875 --> 00:33:14,916 Almost engaged, she is very much in love. 464 00:33:15,125 --> 00:33:16,583 - It's a good story. If you have time… - No. 465 00:33:16,666 --> 00:33:18,291 The young lady has already boarded. 466 00:33:19,208 --> 00:33:21,458 I can give you the middle seat nearby. 467 00:33:21,708 --> 00:33:22,708 All right. 468 00:33:22,791 --> 00:33:26,166 - They say: "Better to settle." - Four A's. 469 00:33:27,208 --> 00:33:30,833 Linda and I met precisely on the fourth of January. 470 00:33:30,916 --> 00:33:31,958 Four A. 471 00:33:32,875 --> 00:33:35,375 "A", Linda's last letter. 472 00:33:35,625 --> 00:33:37,625 [together] Enough, it's not possible! 473 00:33:37,708 --> 00:33:38,708 [moans] 474 00:33:40,375 --> 00:33:42,583 Sorry, I left my luggage. 475 00:33:43,916 --> 00:33:46,208 [indistinct screams] 476 00:33:47,083 --> 00:33:48,083 [hum] 477 00:34:04,708 --> 00:34:06,416 - Hope. - That? 478 00:34:06,500 --> 00:34:07,500 Hope. 479 00:34:09,208 --> 00:34:11,000 - Greetings. - What are you doing here? 480 00:34:11,208 --> 00:34:13,583 What am I doing here? The idiot! 481 00:34:13,666 --> 00:34:15,458 In fact, I'm going down now. 482 00:34:17,208 --> 00:34:18,875 Linda, why don't you say hello to Speranza? 483 00:34:19,208 --> 00:34:23,041 The young lady is not a physiognomist. I'm the one who changed her... 484 00:34:23,166 --> 00:34:24,333 This is Fabio. 485 00:34:24,875 --> 00:34:28,250 - Yes! - He looks very good without a beard. 486 00:34:28,875 --> 00:34:29,875 Yes! 487 00:34:29,958 --> 00:34:32,375 - We're going to the Bravo, are you? - [screaming] Me too! 488 00:34:32,458 --> 00:34:34,000 - Well! - Don't scream! 489 00:34:34,083 --> 00:34:35,750 What a coincidence. 490 00:34:36,500 --> 00:34:41,375 Now he has discovered our secret, we'll keep each other company. 491 00:34:42,500 --> 00:34:44,958 We will rely on your discretion. 492 00:34:47,166 --> 00:34:50,583 Well, I'm in the next place. 493 00:34:50,708 --> 00:34:54,458 If you need anything, push the button! To say… 494 00:34:55,791 --> 00:34:58,208 Off to Brazil! 495 00:34:58,291 --> 00:35:01,666 How beautiful, Brazil! 496 00:35:02,416 --> 00:35:03,416 Cup… 497 00:35:03,666 --> 00:35:07,208 What village are you in? We are at Bravo. 498 00:35:07,875 --> 00:35:09,375 Everyone in Brazil! 499 00:35:10,083 --> 00:35:11,083 Great. 500 00:35:12,208 --> 00:35:15,458 I'm happy to travel with her, I see there is a certain feeling. 501 00:35:16,708 --> 00:35:19,625 It doesn't fall, it's useless to read it. 502 00:35:33,708 --> 00:35:35,125 [plays "Mamas Que Nada"] 503 00:36:15,791 --> 00:36:17,500 Thirty-two hours by plane! 504 00:36:18,083 --> 00:36:20,500 To come to Rio, we also passed through Beijing! 505 00:36:20,541 --> 00:36:21,666 With a stopover in Sydney. 506 00:36:21,791 --> 00:36:24,500 Hopefully the hostel and the car we are not like the flight. 507 00:36:24,583 --> 00:36:25,583 Let's hope not. 508 00:36:27,291 --> 00:36:28,291 [inaudible] 509 00:36:28,916 --> 00:36:30,583 Now we'll find out right away. 510 00:36:32,291 --> 00:36:35,916 [they speak in Portuguese] 511 00:36:36,958 --> 00:36:37,958 [whistle] 512 00:36:42,125 --> 00:36:44,000 Berni, Patani. 513 00:36:44,291 --> 00:36:45,791 Berni and Patani? 514 00:36:47,416 --> 00:36:48,916 - You? - [together] Eh! 515 00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:51,791 Can I see the passports? 516 00:36:52,416 --> 00:36:53,416 - Yes. - Certain. 517 00:36:58,916 --> 00:37:00,375 Berni and Patani. 518 00:37:01,500 --> 00:37:03,791 Everything is fine. Welcome to Rio. 519 00:37:04,083 --> 00:37:08,208 They are in this envelope car keys and address. 520 00:37:08,708 --> 00:37:12,375 The car is in sector C, at seat 23. 521 00:37:13,041 --> 00:37:16,375 - Goodbye and have a nice holiday. - Thank you, goodbye. 522 00:37:16,458 --> 00:37:17,916 - Until we meet again. - Until we meet again. 523 00:37:18,208 --> 00:37:19,791 Berni and Patani! 524 00:37:30,416 --> 00:37:31,416 Happy, right? 525 00:37:32,208 --> 00:37:36,875 Now that he's met that Haitian he has no more problems. 526 00:37:37,083 --> 00:37:39,083 - Professor! - Excuse me. 527 00:37:39,625 --> 00:37:40,625 Hey there! 528 00:37:41,083 --> 00:37:42,708 The call of love! 529 00:37:43,291 --> 00:37:46,500 - Doctor Berni! - We had already said goodbye! 530 00:37:46,625 --> 00:37:51,041 Yes, but I forgot one thing. 531 00:37:51,333 --> 00:37:57,500 Here is my address and email, I usually never give it to anyone! 532 00:38:00,500 --> 00:38:02,166 Of course, no one cares! 533 00:38:09,375 --> 00:38:11,833 - It's seat 23. - It's sector C. 534 00:38:18,416 --> 00:38:20,708 It also opens, how lucky! 535 00:38:20,875 --> 00:38:22,750 It's a mistake, let's go and tell him. 536 00:38:22,833 --> 00:38:25,416 But where are you going? Where are we going? 537 00:38:25,666 --> 00:38:26,666 Let's go. 538 00:38:27,791 --> 00:38:28,791 Let's go. 539 00:38:34,791 --> 00:38:35,791 Eh! 540 00:38:36,125 --> 00:38:37,708 - What are you doing? - I go. 541 00:38:39,625 --> 00:38:43,750 - We didn't steal it. - But sooner or later we will have to bring her back. 542 00:38:44,041 --> 00:38:47,500 Then! But let's go first to hook up with this one! 543 00:38:47,625 --> 00:38:48,625 Come on, Marco! 544 00:38:50,708 --> 00:38:51,708 Let's go! 545 00:38:58,583 --> 00:38:59,583 [sound of joy] 546 00:38:59,916 --> 00:39:01,541 [engine roar] 547 00:39:09,625 --> 00:39:12,875 My goodness, what a shock! 548 00:39:19,916 --> 00:39:21,541 Everything is inside. 549 00:39:22,208 --> 00:39:26,375 The car is in the parking lot… 550 00:39:29,500 --> 00:39:31,125 C17. 551 00:39:31,291 --> 00:39:33,791 Now I'll give you the keys. 552 00:39:34,208 --> 00:39:35,208 See? 553 00:39:36,708 --> 00:39:37,708 I see. 554 00:39:37,916 --> 00:39:38,916 [verses] 555 00:39:44,583 --> 00:39:46,375 Thanks. You take them. 556 00:39:47,708 --> 00:39:49,208 How picky. 557 00:39:51,666 --> 00:39:53,375 [in Portuguese] Many thanks. 558 00:39:55,500 --> 00:39:57,708 - What are you doing? - Let's go, Patani. 559 00:39:59,291 --> 00:40:04,291 More than an extra luxurious welcome It seems like a scrotal welcome to me. 560 00:40:04,375 --> 00:40:09,208 It's just a little stink of balls! Italians always complain. 561 00:40:09,500 --> 00:40:13,416 In five minutes we'll be whizzing by aboard a convertible! 562 00:40:19,125 --> 00:40:24,416 Sorry, it seems wonderful to me holiday is a big rip-off. 563 00:40:24,500 --> 00:40:25,583 What does he say? 564 00:40:25,791 --> 00:40:29,416 This is the luxury convertible? 565 00:40:29,625 --> 00:40:33,500 He understands nothing about luxury cars. This is a classic car! 566 00:40:33,625 --> 00:40:34,625 Vintage! 567 00:40:34,916 --> 00:40:37,875 - There isn't another one like it. - I believe it. 568 00:40:39,958 --> 00:40:41,416 [boos and praise] 569 00:40:42,458 --> 00:40:43,708 Hello, girls! 570 00:40:44,916 --> 00:40:47,500 Let's go have a drink together! 571 00:40:47,625 --> 00:40:48,625 [Mark] Come! 572 00:40:48,916 --> 00:40:51,666 - How beautiful you are! - Here! 573 00:40:52,583 --> 00:40:55,000 You hook up a lot with this one! 574 00:40:55,375 --> 00:40:58,916 Yes, but we used it half the money for petrol. 575 00:40:59,916 --> 00:41:03,500 You always think about the negative! 576 00:41:03,625 --> 00:41:08,541 [Piero] Put the address of the hostel on the navigator, otherwise we'll get lost. 577 00:41:09,291 --> 00:41:13,208 Do something, open the air conditioning! 578 00:41:13,291 --> 00:41:16,541 - Here the cars run on rapeseed oil. - Rotten! 579 00:41:16,625 --> 00:41:21,000 - Breathe, it's good for your lungs. - Of course, here we expectorate! 580 00:41:21,083 --> 00:41:23,375 - I? Never! - Drive! 581 00:41:23,791 --> 00:41:28,000 I can close, but then she sweats and stinks. 582 00:41:28,125 --> 00:41:29,125 Who stinks? 583 00:41:29,208 --> 00:41:30,791 - You have a problem. - Which? 584 00:41:30,916 --> 00:41:32,375 Her armpits stink. 585 00:41:32,500 --> 00:41:35,083 - Those are two bouquets! - Holy shit! 586 00:41:35,916 --> 00:41:38,875 [man on loudspeaker] Dear guests, welcome to Bravo. 587 00:41:38,958 --> 00:41:44,416 Let's start the welcome game, hide and seek with fins! 588 00:41:44,916 --> 00:41:48,625 Our girls are coming to collect memberships! 589 00:41:48,708 --> 00:41:50,041 Have fun! 590 00:41:50,916 --> 00:41:52,791 [samba] 591 00:42:10,916 --> 00:42:11,916 Can I? 592 00:42:22,416 --> 00:42:23,416 Good. 593 00:42:28,583 --> 00:42:30,500 Enough with these tits! 594 00:42:34,583 --> 00:42:35,583 Good morning! 595 00:42:36,000 --> 00:42:38,208 - Shall I sign you up for the game? - Yes. 596 00:42:38,291 --> 00:42:39,666 Yes, with my boyfriend. 597 00:42:41,791 --> 00:42:44,666 In our games couples separate. 598 00:42:44,750 --> 00:42:47,958 - Eh! - So we get to know each other better. 599 00:42:48,500 --> 00:42:49,500 Right. 600 00:42:49,916 --> 00:42:52,708 - Where do I find a partner? - [clears throat] 601 00:42:54,000 --> 00:42:56,958 Any one, that's fine too. 602 00:42:58,833 --> 00:43:01,041 Is she also engaged to him? 603 00:43:01,625 --> 00:43:03,125 Me and him engaged? 604 00:43:05,583 --> 00:43:07,583 It's fantastic! 605 00:43:09,875 --> 00:43:11,416 It's absurd! 606 00:43:14,208 --> 00:43:17,625 - Fantastic! It's absurd. - Anyway, please sign us up. 607 00:43:17,708 --> 00:43:19,708 Sign us up, Linda and Fabio. 608 00:43:19,791 --> 00:43:22,083 No, Fabio and Linda... Oh well, it's the same. 609 00:43:28,916 --> 00:43:32,208 Berni, I don't want to seem fussy, 610 00:43:32,416 --> 00:43:36,166 but the hope that this is a luxurious villa seems remote to me. 611 00:43:37,875 --> 00:43:40,000 In fact, from the outside it is remote. 612 00:43:41,958 --> 00:43:43,791 Esperança Hotel. 613 00:43:44,791 --> 00:43:47,708 Let's hope, maybe inside... 614 00:43:54,416 --> 00:43:56,000 It's worse inside! 615 00:44:01,291 --> 00:44:05,208 It's a five barn holiday, smell it! 616 00:44:05,250 --> 00:44:10,583 Don't get angry, I'm already nervous. They gave us the wrong address. 617 00:44:10,833 --> 00:44:15,750 Except that the scam hypothesis is increasingly well founded. 618 00:44:16,083 --> 00:44:19,333 He thinks they're booked this hotel? It's science fiction! 619 00:44:19,375 --> 00:44:21,291 Now I'll show you. 620 00:44:22,083 --> 00:44:23,541 Nice to meet you, Berni. 621 00:44:24,708 --> 00:44:25,708 Excuse me. 622 00:44:27,083 --> 00:44:33,500 [in invented Portuguese] Do you have a reservation under the name Berni? 623 00:44:36,291 --> 00:44:39,583 - [in Portuguese] We have it. - How? What does he say? 624 00:44:41,291 --> 00:44:44,833 Professor, I'm sorry brought her to this place. 625 00:44:47,500 --> 00:44:49,791 Either you take your foot off or you put on your shoe. 626 00:44:50,208 --> 00:44:52,916 Come on, don't despair. 627 00:44:53,625 --> 00:44:55,333 Come. Give me your hand. 628 00:44:56,583 --> 00:44:58,791 Now let's call the agency and… 629 00:44:59,791 --> 00:45:03,041 It's Sunday, the agencies are closed. 630 00:45:05,000 --> 00:45:08,375 Come on, we'll find a solution. 631 00:45:08,583 --> 00:45:10,500 Now let's go downtown 632 00:45:10,583 --> 00:45:14,916 and we find a suite in a hotel five stars, okay? 633 00:45:15,000 --> 00:45:16,000 You come. 634 00:45:20,208 --> 00:45:22,166 Do you know how to get to the centre? 635 00:45:22,250 --> 00:45:25,000 I am unbeatable on one thing: 636 00:45:25,291 --> 00:45:26,625 toponymy. 637 00:45:26,916 --> 00:45:28,375 - What? - Yes. 638 00:45:29,791 --> 00:45:31,166 What does this mouse chew? 639 00:45:33,791 --> 00:45:36,708 Go drive, go. 640 00:45:37,708 --> 00:45:39,083 The chewing mouse! 641 00:45:39,708 --> 00:45:43,250 I wanted to say that I'm like a navigator! 642 00:45:44,166 --> 00:45:46,625 [navigator in Portuguese] Destination reached. 643 00:45:46,833 --> 00:45:51,291 Rua Bartolomeo de Gardena 671. 644 00:45:52,333 --> 00:45:54,041 Destination reached… 645 00:45:54,208 --> 00:45:55,708 It's not a hostel. 646 00:45:56,083 --> 00:46:00,500 Last minute deals are either scams or some nice surprises! 647 00:46:00,708 --> 00:46:04,750 - I once read in a blog… - We should stay at the Prado. 648 00:46:05,000 --> 00:46:08,791 If they arrest us, we'll end up in the newspapers. Our parents will know! 649 00:46:09,958 --> 00:46:12,083 Yes, maybe you're right. 650 00:46:12,875 --> 00:46:14,541 But since we're here and we have the keys... 651 00:46:14,625 --> 00:46:16,666 - Let's go and call the agency. - Let's go. 652 00:46:18,625 --> 00:46:20,166 Piero, come on! 653 00:46:23,500 --> 00:46:25,333 Ready? Do I speak to the agency? 654 00:46:25,500 --> 00:46:27,833 [employee] A moment of patience, please. 655 00:46:28,083 --> 00:46:30,708 Look at this luxury! 656 00:46:31,000 --> 00:46:32,416 There's also the PS3. 657 00:46:33,083 --> 00:46:35,083 - At least one night. - No! 658 00:46:35,208 --> 00:46:38,208 - What a pain in the ass! - [clerk] Hello? Say. 659 00:46:38,291 --> 00:46:43,000 Yes, we are Berni and Patani. There was probably a mistake. 660 00:46:43,125 --> 00:46:47,208 - Look at that view! - What do I care about… 661 00:46:47,291 --> 00:46:50,083 [employee] I'll put you on hold. 662 00:47:01,083 --> 00:47:02,708 Look at these! 663 00:47:05,291 --> 00:47:08,791 Welcome, we were waiting for you! How is it going? 664 00:47:08,916 --> 00:47:11,083 Hi, Berni. Hello, Patani. 665 00:47:11,416 --> 00:47:13,416 We are your samba teachers. 666 00:47:13,958 --> 00:47:15,333 [together] Ah! 667 00:47:15,583 --> 00:47:17,333 Keep us company! 668 00:47:17,708 --> 00:47:20,375 - [employee] What's the mistake? - Mistake? 669 00:47:20,500 --> 00:47:23,875 No, no errors, everything is fine! Until we meet again! 670 00:47:36,833 --> 00:47:37,833 Who is? 671 00:47:38,000 --> 00:47:39,333 Hope, what is it? 672 00:47:39,625 --> 00:47:42,166 Linda wants to know if he's missing a lot. 673 00:47:42,250 --> 00:47:44,416 - For what? - He had to take them... 674 00:47:45,500 --> 00:47:46,791 Yes, it's true. 675 00:47:49,416 --> 00:47:52,416 I had an idea for hide and seek. 676 00:47:52,791 --> 00:47:54,666 Let's exchange bungalow keys. 677 00:47:54,750 --> 00:47:57,083 So I hide in his 678 00:47:58,083 --> 00:47:59,916 and she hides with Linda in mine. 679 00:48:00,916 --> 00:48:02,916 Linda and I in her bungalow? 680 00:48:03,125 --> 00:48:08,708 - Is that okay with you? - Good idea, damn it! 681 00:48:09,375 --> 00:48:10,875 - No! - What is it? 682 00:48:11,291 --> 00:48:16,833 Linda can't digest aubergines, then he locks himself in the bathroom for hours. 683 00:48:17,208 --> 00:48:19,625 I know, these are bad times. 684 00:48:19,708 --> 00:48:21,666 Here, if you want to make it easier. 685 00:48:25,708 --> 00:48:27,791 Well done, love. You remembered! 686 00:48:28,708 --> 00:48:31,291 Have you seen, my little pan? 687 00:48:31,916 --> 00:48:32,916 Puppuruppù. 688 00:48:32,958 --> 00:48:34,875 - I always think about you. - I know. 689 00:48:35,500 --> 00:48:37,625 - Where did you get the fins? - Over there. 690 00:48:37,708 --> 00:48:40,083 - [man from loudspeaker] Hurry… - Here. 691 00:48:40,291 --> 00:48:41,291 Let's go? 692 00:48:41,375 --> 00:48:43,500 [man on loudspeaker] …a few minutes and we will close registrations. 693 00:48:43,583 --> 00:48:44,583 Let's hurry. 694 00:48:44,708 --> 00:48:50,166 I have a very ingenious hiding place, it will be hours before they find us. 695 00:48:50,416 --> 00:48:53,291 It's no use, we blind ourselves. 696 00:48:53,708 --> 00:48:55,791 Really? All right. 697 00:48:55,916 --> 00:48:57,958 - Why? - What did you understand? 698 00:48:59,000 --> 00:49:00,500 We are the ones who seek. 699 00:49:00,583 --> 00:49:02,041 We were drawn. 700 00:49:02,291 --> 00:49:04,500 I thought they were raging on bulbs! 701 00:49:04,583 --> 00:49:06,000 Let's go! 702 00:49:30,291 --> 00:49:33,333 Navigator. It's official, we're lost. 703 00:49:33,500 --> 00:49:34,916 - It's his fault. - My? 704 00:49:35,000 --> 00:49:38,333 Of course, it distracted me for the entire journey. 705 00:49:38,416 --> 00:49:43,083 - What buttocks here, what buttocks there. - I said butts! 706 00:49:43,416 --> 00:49:45,291 I've never said that about buttocks! 707 00:49:47,000 --> 00:49:49,708 Let's ask the children. 708 00:49:50,791 --> 00:49:51,791 Boys! 709 00:49:52,500 --> 00:49:53,500 Boys. 710 00:49:57,583 --> 00:49:58,583 Copacabana? 711 00:50:00,833 --> 00:50:03,833 - Copacabana? - Try a tip. 712 00:50:07,958 --> 00:50:09,083 Copacabana? 713 00:50:09,583 --> 00:50:12,000 - Copacabana. - He's really cheap. Five reais? 714 00:50:13,083 --> 00:50:14,416 See how it's done. 715 00:50:15,500 --> 00:50:20,625 [in invented Portuguese] Here, buy some lollipops… 716 00:50:21,166 --> 00:50:23,333 Where is Copacabana? We're in a hurry. 717 00:50:24,000 --> 00:50:26,500 A lot of haste, a lot. 718 00:50:26,708 --> 00:50:28,083 It's late. 719 00:50:28,791 --> 00:50:30,166 They don't understand shit. 720 00:50:30,291 --> 00:50:34,416 On the other hand they are poor children, they have nothing. 721 00:50:35,500 --> 00:50:36,916 But they have guns. 722 00:50:39,000 --> 00:50:40,666 [child in Portuguese] Come on! 723 00:50:40,958 --> 00:50:45,291 These are the famous ninhos da rua, they are very dangerous! 724 00:50:45,375 --> 00:50:49,625 You could have said it earlier! What a stench, I refuse to go in there! 725 00:50:49,708 --> 00:50:53,875 I will not be coerced or coapted! 726 00:50:53,958 --> 00:50:55,625 [child in Portuguese] Inside! 727 00:50:55,708 --> 00:50:56,875 - Please. - After her. 728 00:50:56,958 --> 00:50:59,125 - Gentle. - [child in Portuguese] Quick. 729 00:51:00,875 --> 00:51:02,583 [in Portuguese] Close the door. 730 00:51:04,416 --> 00:51:09,333 - [Berni] Call the police. - [Patani] They stole our cell phones. 731 00:51:09,500 --> 00:51:12,708 [Berni] He knows those guns they stimulated me. 732 00:51:13,083 --> 00:51:16,916 - If he turns around, I would take the opportunity to... - [Patani] Don't you dare! 733 00:51:17,125 --> 00:51:18,750 [together] One, two… 734 00:51:18,833 --> 00:51:20,375 [screams] 735 00:51:24,916 --> 00:51:29,916 - Berni, do you smell dung? - No, with this shitty smell! 736 00:51:44,833 --> 00:51:46,708 - He has one thing. - Take it away from me. 737 00:51:47,291 --> 00:51:48,291 - Here you are. - Thank you. 738 00:51:49,416 --> 00:51:52,791 - Did you choose the place? - No, Gianni. 739 00:51:53,333 --> 00:51:58,125 He wanted a week of fun first to ask my father to marry me. 740 00:51:59,000 --> 00:51:59,958 Are you getting married? 741 00:52:00,208 --> 00:52:01,333 - Yes! - Well. 742 00:52:01,500 --> 00:52:03,375 - Nice, right? - Very nice. 743 00:52:04,000 --> 00:52:06,458 For me too this is the real holiday. 744 00:52:06,958 --> 00:52:12,416 Romantic places, the scent of the sea, walks with the woman I love, 745 00:52:13,208 --> 00:52:16,291 - tender kisses. - Then why did you come alone? 746 00:52:17,958 --> 00:52:19,583 This is a good question. 747 00:52:20,208 --> 00:52:22,125 - Because I came alone… - Eh! 748 00:52:22,208 --> 00:52:23,750 It all started when… 749 00:52:24,166 --> 00:52:25,166 [screams] 750 00:52:29,208 --> 00:52:30,208 [Fabio] Holy shit… 751 00:52:31,583 --> 00:52:35,000 Hey there. 752 00:52:37,000 --> 00:52:39,375 - Did you get hurt? - I am fine thank you. 753 00:52:39,625 --> 00:52:41,916 - [scream] - You hurt yourself! 754 00:52:42,000 --> 00:52:43,833 No! 755 00:52:44,208 --> 00:52:46,666 - [scream] - Then why are you complaining? 756 00:52:46,791 --> 00:52:50,416 I'm not the one complaining. He insists on this. 757 00:52:50,708 --> 00:52:53,125 - [Gianni] Puppuruppù! - It's Gianni. 758 00:52:53,208 --> 00:52:55,708 - How do you know? - He calls me that. 759 00:52:57,333 --> 00:52:59,083 [scream] 760 00:53:00,208 --> 00:53:01,791 It's really him. 761 00:53:02,500 --> 00:53:03,500 Safe? 762 00:53:03,583 --> 00:53:06,000 - He's like this in bed! - But! 763 00:53:10,291 --> 00:53:11,708 [screams] 764 00:53:14,583 --> 00:53:16,166 Puppuruppù! 765 00:53:18,625 --> 00:53:19,625 It's Gianni! 766 00:53:19,958 --> 00:53:20,958 [groans] 767 00:53:22,375 --> 00:53:23,375 Little pan! 768 00:53:26,208 --> 00:53:28,416 I'm really sorry. 769 00:53:29,375 --> 00:53:30,375 [groans] 770 00:53:31,791 --> 00:53:33,916 [Gianni] Little pan, little pan… 771 00:53:34,583 --> 00:53:35,708 Pan! 772 00:53:35,875 --> 00:53:36,916 [screams with pleasure] 773 00:53:39,083 --> 00:53:44,500 - I'll break the window and kill him! - No need, I have the key. 774 00:53:45,000 --> 00:53:47,750 - Why? - It's my bungalow. 775 00:53:48,000 --> 00:53:51,208 - So you're an accomplice. - I didn't recognize him. 776 00:53:59,791 --> 00:54:01,666 I brought bathrobes! 777 00:54:02,500 --> 00:54:04,583 My Lady, you have to knock! 778 00:54:13,208 --> 00:54:14,208 [sigh] 779 00:54:18,416 --> 00:54:20,583 Are you afraid that I'll look at you? 780 00:54:22,708 --> 00:54:24,708 I don't look, I don't look. 781 00:54:27,000 --> 00:54:31,541 There are eight million people in Rio, should we have come right here? 782 00:54:31,708 --> 00:54:33,791 Without money or passport, 783 00:54:34,000 --> 00:54:37,958 luckily there is this kind lady. 784 00:54:38,416 --> 00:54:40,875 Of course, the buzz is kind. 785 00:54:41,500 --> 00:54:42,708 Buzzozza? 786 00:54:42,916 --> 00:54:44,333 Buzzicona and mussel. 787 00:54:44,708 --> 00:54:45,875 Did he have a seizure? 788 00:54:47,958 --> 00:54:48,958 A crisis? 789 00:54:50,000 --> 00:54:52,166 Maybe I missed it. I didn't notice. 790 00:54:52,250 --> 00:54:54,375 Strange why bubbles usually form. 791 00:54:56,125 --> 00:54:58,791 - What does the agency say? - He's busy. 792 00:54:59,083 --> 00:55:00,708 - Insist! - Yes. 793 00:55:01,208 --> 00:55:04,041 - For Patani. - Thank you. 794 00:55:04,583 --> 00:55:09,958 You come with me to the bedroom, I would like to take your measurements better. 795 00:55:10,083 --> 00:55:11,083 Absolutely not. 796 00:55:12,291 --> 00:55:14,083 What if he doesn't come in? 797 00:55:14,166 --> 00:55:16,916 He won't enter! I have to call. 798 00:55:17,000 --> 00:55:19,333 I'll do it, don't worry. 799 00:55:19,416 --> 00:55:20,416 Go ahead. 800 00:55:21,916 --> 00:55:23,875 Go! 801 00:55:25,916 --> 00:55:28,708 - Good luck! - Fuck the whale! 802 00:55:31,416 --> 00:55:34,708 Well, here you have a wide choice. 803 00:55:34,791 --> 00:55:35,958 Thank you. 804 00:55:36,500 --> 00:55:37,958 Do you know what I do now? 805 00:55:38,083 --> 00:55:39,083 No. 806 00:55:39,166 --> 00:55:41,000 I'll show you my pussy. 807 00:55:41,583 --> 00:55:42,583 No! 808 00:55:48,500 --> 00:55:52,291 - She's gorgeous, can I pet her? - Certain. 809 00:55:52,416 --> 00:55:55,166 She's like a daughter to me, I adore her. 810 00:56:05,291 --> 00:56:07,125 At that time? How did it go? 811 00:56:08,500 --> 00:56:09,916 She showed me her pussy. 812 00:56:13,791 --> 00:56:18,083 Did you show it to him? And what did she do? 813 00:56:19,500 --> 00:56:22,083 I had to pet her, she's soft. 814 00:56:22,708 --> 00:56:24,416 Too bad he loses his hair. 815 00:56:25,125 --> 00:56:26,125 How disgusting! 816 00:56:26,416 --> 00:56:30,291 Maybe it's his age, but he won many competitions when young. 817 00:56:30,958 --> 00:56:32,250 The competitions? 818 00:56:32,791 --> 00:56:35,125 Here they hold competitions for… 819 00:56:35,333 --> 00:56:37,083 Of course, international! 820 00:56:37,291 --> 00:56:40,916 Over there are many rosettes, it's exceptional! 821 00:56:42,458 --> 00:56:45,291 He combs it four times a day. 822 00:56:46,375 --> 00:56:48,333 It looks like a shutter. 823 00:56:49,583 --> 00:56:50,750 A shutter? 824 00:56:52,583 --> 00:56:54,500 Does it open like this? 825 00:56:58,708 --> 00:56:59,708 [meow] 826 00:57:00,166 --> 00:57:01,791 He crushed the pussy! 827 00:57:03,208 --> 00:57:04,208 The cat? 828 00:57:06,125 --> 00:57:09,375 This is the pussy! 829 00:57:10,500 --> 00:57:14,083 - It's better that way! - He killed her! 830 00:57:14,500 --> 00:57:16,416 She was more important than a daughter. 831 00:57:16,583 --> 00:57:17,833 - But… - Oh, God! 832 00:57:22,416 --> 00:57:23,666 What do we do now? 833 00:57:24,291 --> 00:57:25,916 Maybe she just fainted. 834 00:57:27,291 --> 00:57:31,125 So let's try to revive her, right? 835 00:57:31,416 --> 00:57:33,791 Give her mouth-to-mouth resuscitation. 836 00:57:34,875 --> 00:57:36,916 Do the breathing yourself! 837 00:57:37,000 --> 00:57:40,000 No, Patani! She killed her! 838 00:57:41,791 --> 00:57:42,791 All right. 839 00:57:44,083 --> 00:57:47,666 I blow and she compresses? 840 00:57:49,708 --> 00:57:51,125 [sigh] 841 00:57:58,208 --> 00:58:00,791 Let's turn it gently. 842 00:58:01,625 --> 00:58:02,625 Here, exactly. 843 00:58:02,791 --> 00:58:05,333 - Blow! - Okay, I blow. 844 00:58:10,166 --> 00:58:13,291 Floor! So it breaks the spine. 845 00:58:13,416 --> 00:58:18,458 This time I was delicate. Hurry or die! Puff! 846 00:58:18,541 --> 00:58:21,583 Yes, I blow in the pussy! One moment. 847 00:58:23,791 --> 00:58:26,166 Wait, I had an idea. 848 00:58:30,083 --> 00:58:32,250 - Here it is. - What are you doing? 849 00:58:33,375 --> 00:58:34,375 Helium! 850 00:58:34,875 --> 00:58:37,083 He wants me to use my little finger in the meantime... 851 00:58:37,958 --> 00:58:43,291 No! Rigor mortis, anus conscriptus rectus! 852 00:58:49,833 --> 00:58:51,541 - [phone rings] - [Patani] The telephone! 853 00:58:51,625 --> 00:58:55,500 The agency! They will have some news. 854 00:58:57,291 --> 00:58:59,125 Yes? Ready? 855 00:58:59,208 --> 00:59:01,416 Yes, it's me. I hear it, tell me. 856 00:59:03,000 --> 00:59:06,125 [Berni] Rua Bartolomeo. 857 00:59:06,208 --> 00:59:07,750 Bartholomew… 858 00:59:07,875 --> 00:59:10,541 - Gigardena. - Everything attached? 859 00:59:10,625 --> 00:59:12,916 - G. Gardena. - Giuseppe Gardena? 860 00:59:13,000 --> 00:59:16,708 - G. Gardena… 671. - Gardena. 861 00:59:17,916 --> 00:59:21,625 Thank you so much. Yes, in Rome. Until we meet again! 862 00:59:21,916 --> 00:59:22,916 Here you are. 863 00:59:23,208 --> 00:59:26,958 We have our home address and we can leave in peace. 864 00:59:27,083 --> 00:59:31,291 Let's leave before the buzz notice the pussy. 865 00:59:33,291 --> 00:59:34,791 - Where? - Who? 866 00:59:34,916 --> 00:59:35,916 The pussy. 867 00:59:37,625 --> 00:59:38,625 Hate! 868 00:59:39,500 --> 00:59:42,291 - I don't know, maybe she recovered. - Heaven willing! 869 00:59:42,958 --> 00:59:45,166 - Hate! Here it is! - [screams] 870 00:59:46,000 --> 00:59:47,958 [hums] 871 00:59:48,500 --> 00:59:50,166 [screams] 872 00:59:50,416 --> 00:59:53,708 Oh God! My pussy! 873 00:59:53,791 --> 00:59:58,125 - Calm down, we'll get you down now. - Sure, what's needed. Look. 874 00:59:58,208 --> 01:00:01,416 - But you need something suitable. - What did you do to her? 875 01:00:01,500 --> 01:00:02,958 - Take her down! - I'll take it. 876 01:00:03,041 --> 01:00:07,291 Love of my heart! Hate! My kitty! 877 01:00:11,666 --> 01:00:12,916 [Berni] Here it is. 878 01:00:14,083 --> 01:00:15,250 [fart] 879 01:00:15,708 --> 01:00:17,458 Cursed! 880 01:00:28,375 --> 01:00:31,000 Sorry, I didn't understand that you had nothing to do with it. 881 01:00:31,083 --> 01:00:34,916 Put yourself in my shoes, it was painful for me. 882 01:00:35,208 --> 01:00:36,208 Me too! 883 01:00:37,375 --> 01:00:39,791 I had to marry him. 884 01:00:40,083 --> 01:00:42,208 The important thing is that you understand. 885 01:00:45,166 --> 01:00:47,875 - It's terrible. - Yes. 886 01:00:48,791 --> 01:00:52,333 However you understood, you kicked him out. 887 01:00:52,416 --> 01:00:55,333 - Now you can look for another… - No! 888 01:00:56,375 --> 01:00:57,875 I don't believe in love anymore. 889 01:00:58,416 --> 01:01:01,083 I will only use men for sex. 890 01:01:01,208 --> 01:01:04,208 - Good! I'll bring you something to drink. - [cell phone rings] 891 01:01:04,291 --> 01:01:05,291 Yes? 892 01:01:05,666 --> 01:01:06,916 He's my father. 893 01:01:07,916 --> 01:01:10,500 How can I tell him what went wrong with this too? 894 01:01:10,583 --> 01:01:14,625 Take your time, between now and Saturday many things can happen. 895 01:01:14,708 --> 01:01:15,708 I arrive. 896 01:01:16,958 --> 01:01:20,375 - Hello, dad. -Linda! We'll see each other soon. 897 01:01:20,708 --> 01:01:22,208 Certain! 898 01:01:22,416 --> 01:01:25,500 How's it going with your future husband? 899 01:01:25,666 --> 01:01:27,583 Very good! 900 01:01:27,708 --> 01:01:31,791 You've finally found the right man. I'm happy. 901 01:01:32,166 --> 01:01:34,125 It was a surprise for me too. 902 01:01:34,416 --> 01:01:38,916 It's wonderful, I want to spend my life there. 903 01:01:39,000 --> 01:01:42,291 I've been watching you, you look good together. 904 01:01:42,416 --> 01:01:44,291 - How? - Turn around. 905 01:01:46,500 --> 01:01:48,958 - Dad? - Surprise! 906 01:01:49,916 --> 01:01:50,916 HI. 907 01:01:51,208 --> 01:01:55,583 I couldn't resist until Saturday, I took the helicopter and came. 908 01:01:55,666 --> 01:01:57,208 Hello, dads. 909 01:01:57,541 --> 01:01:59,208 Where did Gianni go? 910 01:02:01,708 --> 01:02:05,500 Your boyfriend, he was here with you. Is his name Gianni? 911 01:02:07,083 --> 01:02:08,375 Here it is. 912 01:02:09,833 --> 01:02:11,125 My love. 913 01:02:11,375 --> 01:02:12,375 As? 914 01:02:12,500 --> 01:02:13,958 Dad has arrived. 915 01:02:18,875 --> 01:02:20,666 Don't worry, I won't eat you! 916 01:02:21,208 --> 01:02:23,875 I'm happy to meet you. 917 01:02:26,416 --> 01:02:29,583 - When are you leaving? - I came to get you. 918 01:02:29,666 --> 01:02:34,000 Let's go to Botafogo and I'll bring you back here. 919 01:02:34,500 --> 01:02:37,625 - I should… - Gianni, convince her. 920 01:02:38,083 --> 01:02:39,541 I am not… 921 01:02:42,208 --> 01:02:43,875 Love, you convinced me. 922 01:02:44,583 --> 01:02:45,666 Let's come, dad. 923 01:02:45,833 --> 01:02:47,500 I'll get the helicopter ready. 924 01:02:49,500 --> 01:02:51,416 Sorry about the kiss. 925 01:02:52,291 --> 01:02:53,791 No, imagine! 926 01:02:53,916 --> 01:02:55,500 But why? 927 01:02:57,083 --> 01:02:58,875 I messed up with my dad. 928 01:03:00,166 --> 01:03:03,833 I have to ask you a favor, if it doesn't bother you. 929 01:03:06,083 --> 01:03:09,500 You can pretend to be in love with me for a few hours? 930 01:03:10,083 --> 01:03:11,708 - I? - Yes. 931 01:03:12,166 --> 01:03:13,166 In love? 932 01:03:13,500 --> 01:03:14,958 Yes, about me. 933 01:03:18,083 --> 01:03:21,291 Well, we can try, but… 934 01:03:22,083 --> 01:03:23,791 What should I do exactly? 935 01:03:24,000 --> 01:03:25,791 What lovers do. 936 01:03:25,875 --> 01:03:27,708 Kisses, kindnesses, 937 01:03:28,416 --> 01:03:30,958 romantic phrases, hand in hand. 938 01:03:31,291 --> 01:03:33,500 Have you ever been in love? 939 01:03:34,083 --> 01:03:36,791 I? Yes, many times. 940 01:03:37,125 --> 01:03:40,958 So, pretend I'm the woman that you have always loved. 941 01:03:44,833 --> 01:03:45,833 It's simple, right? 942 01:03:47,583 --> 01:03:50,583 It's okay, I promise that I will do my best. 943 01:03:50,666 --> 01:03:51,666 Thank you! 944 01:03:51,916 --> 01:03:56,708 - But I don't guarantee anything! - You will be my Gianni and I will be yours... 945 01:03:56,791 --> 01:03:58,375 - [glass] - Holy shit! 946 01:03:58,500 --> 01:04:00,208 - Have you gone crazy? - No. 947 01:04:00,791 --> 01:04:01,791 The glasses. 948 01:04:26,708 --> 01:04:30,333 Well! Here we are, all reunited. 949 01:04:30,416 --> 01:04:32,208 Dear, dad. 950 01:04:32,416 --> 01:04:33,916 Can I call her dad? 951 01:04:35,916 --> 01:04:40,875 I am in love with your daughter for 4 years, 3 months, 2 days, one hour and… 952 01:04:41,500 --> 01:04:43,000 forty-five minutes. 953 01:04:43,083 --> 01:04:46,708 At first he ignored me, but then the pheromones have… 954 01:04:47,500 --> 01:04:52,875 ...unleashed an unstoppable hormonal bradyseism. 955 01:04:54,000 --> 01:04:56,000 This is how love was born. 956 01:04:56,291 --> 01:04:58,500 A great love. 957 01:04:59,083 --> 01:05:01,333 [Fabio] The first kiss was beautiful. 958 01:05:01,958 --> 01:05:06,916 It was raining, so we found it refuge under a door… 959 01:05:07,000 --> 01:05:08,500 Less! 960 01:05:09,375 --> 01:05:13,833 So, Linda supported her soft quivering lips 961 01:05:14,500 --> 01:05:16,125 - on mine. - Huh? 962 01:05:16,500 --> 01:05:17,500 And we kissed! 963 01:05:17,791 --> 01:05:18,791 [screams] 964 01:05:18,916 --> 01:05:22,958 He said to me: "Love"! It was a long and passionate kiss. 965 01:05:23,291 --> 01:05:25,708 Afterwards we loved each other all night. 966 01:05:27,500 --> 01:05:30,000 I held his rush body under mine, 967 01:05:31,083 --> 01:05:34,583 and we found ourselves exhausted at dawn, 968 01:05:35,416 --> 01:05:39,791 drenched in sweat, but full, you pay! 969 01:05:39,875 --> 01:05:42,125 - While I was tickling her… - Stop! 970 01:05:42,166 --> 01:05:45,000 Let's go, the helicopter cannot fly in the dark. 971 01:05:45,291 --> 01:05:47,625 Then you will be forced to stay here. 972 01:05:48,791 --> 01:05:52,375 - You dropped the lenses. - Excuse me. Now we find them. 973 01:05:52,791 --> 01:05:55,500 Why do you say that nonsense? 974 01:05:55,708 --> 01:05:57,166 These are things for lovers. 975 01:05:57,791 --> 01:06:01,000 I was trying to make everything believable. 976 01:06:01,708 --> 01:06:02,708 Credible? 977 01:06:02,916 --> 01:06:05,208 Did you tease me with pheromones? 978 01:06:05,291 --> 01:06:06,958 Hormonal bradyseism? 979 01:06:07,333 --> 01:06:09,416 - Eh… - Please! 980 01:06:09,583 --> 01:06:12,291 A lover doesn't talk like that. 981 01:06:12,708 --> 01:06:13,708 I do. 982 01:06:15,083 --> 01:06:18,333 I'll give you some advice, much less is enough. 983 01:06:19,916 --> 01:06:21,666 Okay, I'll try now. 984 01:06:23,791 --> 01:06:26,791 I'm in love since they hired us together. 985 01:06:27,083 --> 01:06:28,083 It's better. 986 01:06:30,083 --> 01:06:32,750 I still remember how his daughter was dressed. 987 01:06:34,000 --> 01:06:36,208 A gray pleated suit, 988 01:06:36,500 --> 01:06:38,416 the slightly flared skirt. 989 01:06:39,000 --> 01:06:40,500 White shirt with ruffles. 990 01:06:43,208 --> 01:06:44,416 It is true! 991 01:06:45,291 --> 01:06:46,625 How do you remember it? 992 01:06:47,583 --> 01:06:49,416 I have a photographic memory. 993 01:06:49,500 --> 01:06:54,333 It's enough for me to see a person once and I remember every detail! 994 01:06:54,375 --> 01:06:56,208 - It's crazy! - [father] Guys. 995 01:06:57,375 --> 01:07:00,333 - Who is that? - My father! 996 01:07:00,416 --> 01:07:01,583 In fact it seemed to me. 997 01:07:03,375 --> 01:07:05,708 The helicopter is broken. 998 01:07:05,791 --> 01:07:07,291 No! Why? 999 01:07:07,375 --> 01:07:09,208 They tampered with the ovoid. 1000 01:07:09,291 --> 01:07:10,541 What is it? 1001 01:07:10,708 --> 01:07:15,750 The part of the engine that creates and makes the combustion chamber disappear. 1002 01:07:15,791 --> 01:07:17,041 If you give me a moment... 1003 01:07:17,500 --> 01:07:20,000 By accessing it this way 1004 01:07:20,083 --> 01:07:24,125 a saboteur could remove, with ease, 1005 01:07:24,416 --> 01:07:26,416 this essential component. 1006 01:07:26,916 --> 01:07:29,875 Do you have questions, curiosities, brief historical notes? 1007 01:07:30,000 --> 01:07:31,708 No? Well. 1008 01:07:32,000 --> 01:07:37,791 I'm sorry, but then you'll be here for the commemoration of grandmother Linda. 1009 01:07:38,583 --> 01:07:39,583 Well. 1010 01:07:41,583 --> 01:07:46,791 When it is the sad anniversary of disappearance of the beloved grandmother? 1011 01:07:47,500 --> 01:07:49,375 Adored? It was a hyena. 1012 01:07:52,583 --> 01:07:54,083 [Latin American music] 1013 01:08:11,625 --> 01:08:12,625 Samba! 1014 01:08:18,875 --> 01:08:22,791 Let's go to the bathroom, order Capirinha for everyone. 1015 01:08:22,958 --> 01:08:24,500 We'll be right back. 1016 01:08:25,500 --> 01:08:26,750 Capirinha! 1017 01:08:27,083 --> 01:08:29,125 - Four more! - Eh. 1018 01:08:29,375 --> 01:08:33,625 - How much money is left? - Few, we have to be careful. 1019 01:08:34,875 --> 01:08:40,000 A bottle of vodka at that table, put it on Ventrilha's account. 1020 01:08:40,375 --> 01:08:41,375 Very good. 1021 01:08:43,375 --> 01:08:44,541 Very good! 1022 01:08:47,125 --> 01:08:48,666 Four Capirinhas! 1023 01:08:49,500 --> 01:08:51,083 We're at that table over there. 1024 01:08:51,500 --> 01:08:54,375 - Put on Ventrilha's account. - Yes. 1025 01:08:55,375 --> 01:08:57,791 Are you crazy? Who is Ventrilha? 1026 01:08:58,000 --> 01:09:00,583 Don't worry, everything is under control. 1027 01:09:00,708 --> 01:09:02,708 Understand, Marco? Everything is under control. 1028 01:09:06,291 --> 01:09:08,625 Padilha and Foreskin should be here. 1029 01:09:09,500 --> 01:09:11,916 Who are Padilha and Foreskin? 1030 01:09:12,125 --> 01:09:13,500 The samba teachers. 1031 01:09:15,208 --> 01:09:16,416 The samba teachers? 1032 01:09:19,208 --> 01:09:20,666 So what are we waiting for? 1033 01:09:22,083 --> 01:09:23,083 Let's climb over! 1034 01:09:27,708 --> 01:09:28,708 What are you doing, reluctant? 1035 01:09:30,625 --> 01:09:32,125 What is your opinion of me? 1036 01:09:32,500 --> 01:09:34,125 The crasis, reluctant! 1037 01:09:34,375 --> 01:09:36,791 I don't refuse, I'm polite! 1038 01:09:38,208 --> 01:09:40,458 Then what reluctance? I didn't eat! 1039 01:09:51,708 --> 01:09:52,708 Floor. 1040 01:10:03,500 --> 01:10:04,500 Watch out for the… 1041 01:10:05,083 --> 01:10:06,083 [screams in pain] 1042 01:10:10,791 --> 01:10:12,541 Oh God! 1043 01:10:12,791 --> 01:10:14,583 Please take away my thorns! 1044 01:10:14,791 --> 01:10:16,958 Take away my thorns, quickly! 1045 01:10:18,291 --> 01:10:19,291 [verses] 1046 01:10:28,958 --> 01:10:29,958 How disgusting! 1047 01:10:30,916 --> 01:10:34,625 - Faster! - Do I use two hands? 1048 01:10:34,708 --> 01:10:35,708 Yes! 1049 01:10:36,375 --> 01:10:37,375 Yes, yes. 1050 01:10:40,125 --> 01:10:42,250 [Berni] Yes! Yes! 1051 01:10:43,708 --> 01:10:45,791 Hello, police? 1052 01:10:46,291 --> 01:10:49,791 Run to Rua Bartolomeo de Gardena, 671! 1053 01:10:50,333 --> 01:10:52,125 There are two maniacs! 1054 01:10:55,333 --> 01:10:56,333 Here you are. 1055 01:10:56,583 --> 01:10:58,708 This is your room! 1056 01:10:58,916 --> 01:11:00,500 Here I am! 1057 01:11:04,791 --> 01:11:06,791 - She's beautiful. - Good night. 1058 01:11:07,500 --> 01:11:11,083 Start building the construction site a beautiful grandson! 1059 01:11:11,208 --> 01:11:13,666 - Now let's see. - We'll do everything we can. 1060 01:11:17,708 --> 01:11:20,916 Sorry, I'm really embarrassed. 1061 01:11:21,208 --> 01:11:23,541 It was supposed to last a few hours, but… 1062 01:11:24,083 --> 01:11:26,583 Can you be patient until tomorrow? 1063 01:11:29,583 --> 01:11:33,958 All night until tomorrow? It's easy to say patience! 1064 01:11:34,083 --> 01:11:36,208 There is also a commemoration! 1065 01:11:36,291 --> 01:11:38,708 I came here to rest 1066 01:11:38,791 --> 01:11:42,291 and instead I get stuck in a squalid play, 1067 01:11:42,375 --> 01:11:45,375 while you criticize me, despite good will! 1068 01:11:45,541 --> 01:11:46,583 [inaudible] 1069 01:11:47,708 --> 01:11:50,500 Vellica is no good, rush is no good! 1070 01:11:50,708 --> 01:11:53,916 I'm trying to work hard! 1071 01:11:54,000 --> 01:11:59,333 However, I always maintain my promises. 1072 01:12:01,208 --> 01:12:04,541 Come on, come to bed and let's not talk about it anymore. 1073 01:12:07,000 --> 01:12:10,125 Instead we talk about it, because I don't sleep with you. 1074 01:12:10,708 --> 01:12:14,208 I do it for you. What if your father comes back? 1075 01:12:14,583 --> 01:12:16,333 My father isn't coming back. 1076 01:12:16,708 --> 01:12:18,416 So where do I sleep? 1077 01:12:19,000 --> 01:12:20,000 In the bathroom. 1078 01:12:29,708 --> 01:12:30,708 [hum] 1079 01:12:35,083 --> 01:12:39,416 Four more Capirinhas! On Ventrilha's behalf! 1080 01:12:39,708 --> 01:12:42,208 That one right there is huge! If you watch it all, you'll get tired! 1081 01:12:47,500 --> 01:12:49,625 It's not him, is it? 1082 01:12:52,916 --> 01:12:54,666 - HI. - HI. 1083 01:12:54,833 --> 01:12:56,291 I am Ventrilha. 1084 01:12:57,958 --> 01:13:02,875 - You are Berni and you are Patani. - No, I'm Berni and he's Patani. 1085 01:13:03,291 --> 01:13:06,750 - So young and already so rich. - Well, rich... 1086 01:13:06,833 --> 01:13:09,583 - Very rich! - Yes! 1087 01:13:19,708 --> 01:13:22,708 Do you have money to pay the girls? 1088 01:13:23,416 --> 01:13:25,125 You mean those girls? 1089 01:13:25,416 --> 01:13:26,833 Padilha and Foreskin. 1090 01:13:27,500 --> 01:13:29,166 That's ten thousand dollars. 1091 01:13:33,416 --> 01:13:34,416 Problems? 1092 01:13:37,083 --> 01:13:39,708 - Ten thousand each? - No, both. 1093 01:13:40,875 --> 01:13:43,000 Then it's fine! 1094 01:13:43,208 --> 01:13:45,583 But we don't have them here. 1095 01:13:45,708 --> 01:13:47,958 We calmly go home and… 1096 01:13:48,083 --> 01:13:50,291 Well, let's go then. 1097 01:13:52,416 --> 01:13:55,375 - Is she coming too? - Are you sorry? 1098 01:13:55,500 --> 01:13:56,500 Go figure. 1099 01:13:58,916 --> 01:13:59,916 [moans] 1100 01:14:01,916 --> 01:14:03,666 You're welcome, Mr. Ventrilha. 1101 01:14:04,333 --> 01:14:05,666 After you. 1102 01:14:08,208 --> 01:14:10,833 No, I'll take care of it. 1103 01:14:11,083 --> 01:14:13,333 Here you are. Thanks and see you again! 1104 01:14:13,416 --> 01:14:15,958 - Run away! - Was everything under control? 1105 01:14:16,333 --> 01:14:18,916 [speaks in Portuguese] 1106 01:14:30,416 --> 01:14:31,416 Thanks. 1107 01:14:33,208 --> 01:14:36,250 Our first official release! 1108 01:14:36,791 --> 01:14:42,000 I exaggerated with the measurement, maybe a third was enough. 1109 01:14:42,375 --> 01:14:47,208 Boobs are like lies, the bigger they are, the better they work. 1110 01:14:47,333 --> 01:14:50,583 You convinced me. Tomorrow we'll do the costume test. 1111 01:14:51,083 --> 01:14:52,083 Wow! 1112 01:14:56,083 --> 01:14:58,458 [recites a voodoo ritual] 1113 01:15:04,208 --> 01:15:06,416 We are not maniacs! 1114 01:15:06,500 --> 01:15:10,458 It was just taking away from me very painful thorns! 1115 01:15:10,583 --> 01:15:14,708 You have no documents. We'll take you to the station. 1116 01:15:21,625 --> 01:15:23,833 We are victims of a misunderstanding. 1117 01:15:24,416 --> 01:15:26,166 [recites voodoo formulas] 1118 01:15:42,500 --> 01:15:44,791 So it's true, you're a maniac! 1119 01:15:45,416 --> 01:15:48,708 Professor, it's a beast! Check it out! But what does he do? 1120 01:15:51,708 --> 01:15:52,708 But what does he do? 1121 01:15:52,916 --> 01:15:54,166 [recites voodoo formulas] 1122 01:15:55,958 --> 01:16:00,208 What does he do? What does it make me do? 1123 01:16:00,500 --> 01:16:03,125 What are you doing to me anyway? 1124 01:16:03,500 --> 01:16:05,500 They are two maniacs! 1125 01:16:06,583 --> 01:16:11,375 Hello, Vice President? There are four sex maniacs. 1126 01:16:15,083 --> 01:16:18,791 He sure loves you, a father understands these things. 1127 01:16:18,875 --> 01:16:22,416 - He respects you, he's polite, he treats you well. - Right. 1128 01:16:22,500 --> 01:16:25,291 However, it has a flaw. 1129 01:16:25,500 --> 01:16:26,500 Which? 1130 01:16:26,791 --> 01:16:29,000 He's a bit of a dick, isn't he? 1131 01:16:29,125 --> 01:16:31,500 Yes, it's true! 1132 01:16:33,208 --> 01:16:35,250 The important thing is that you are happy. 1133 01:16:35,333 --> 01:16:36,708 - Right? - Yes. 1134 01:16:38,416 --> 01:16:39,416 Right. 1135 01:16:50,458 --> 01:16:52,791 However, for important questions, 1136 01:16:53,125 --> 01:16:55,791 If you need a real man, I'm here. 1137 01:16:56,375 --> 01:16:57,375 Yes. 1138 01:16:57,708 --> 01:17:00,208 I tell the lawyer to sell everything 1139 01:17:00,958 --> 01:17:03,625 and the three of us leave together for Italy! 1140 01:17:04,083 --> 01:17:05,083 What do you think? 1141 01:17:06,583 --> 01:17:07,583 Nice idea! 1142 01:17:09,291 --> 01:17:13,333 How did I fall in love with you? You are a great… 1143 01:17:13,708 --> 01:17:15,791 Look at you. You are a great… 1144 01:17:17,083 --> 01:17:18,708 You are a big fool! 1145 01:17:19,791 --> 01:17:22,125 - Foolish? - I like it, it sounds… 1146 01:17:22,208 --> 01:17:26,083 No. No, you have to say bitch! 1147 01:17:26,625 --> 01:17:27,625 I can't do it. 1148 01:17:28,500 --> 01:17:29,833 Come on, try again! 1149 01:17:30,291 --> 01:17:31,875 Up until it was big it was fine. 1150 01:17:32,083 --> 01:17:34,958 - I can't do it. - You have to! 1151 01:17:35,416 --> 01:17:40,458 My father will come to Italy. We can't pretend all our lives. 1152 01:17:42,500 --> 01:17:43,916 Come on, try! 1153 01:17:46,208 --> 01:17:48,208 Come on! Come on! 1154 01:17:48,291 --> 01:17:51,083 - Yes, come on! - Come on! 1155 01:17:59,708 --> 01:18:02,208 - [in set voice] Like I did. - Come on! 1156 01:18:02,291 --> 01:18:03,833 - No, I exaggerated. - Yes. 1157 01:18:04,791 --> 01:18:06,500 How did I fall in love with you? 1158 01:18:06,708 --> 01:18:08,583 How did I not realize that you are… 1159 01:18:09,708 --> 01:18:10,708 You are… 1160 01:18:12,583 --> 01:18:14,083 A bit of a bitch. 1161 01:18:15,083 --> 01:18:19,500 - I succeeded. - No, you can't say a little! 1162 01:18:19,791 --> 01:18:22,958 I tried all afternoon, I can't. 1163 01:18:23,500 --> 01:18:26,375 Let's find someone else, we need a solution. 1164 01:18:28,291 --> 01:18:29,291 What is it? 1165 01:18:38,125 --> 01:18:39,416 You're so cute. 1166 01:18:41,208 --> 01:18:44,291 You are the only man in my life who doesn't treat me badly. 1167 01:18:46,916 --> 01:18:48,166 Not even pretend. 1168 01:18:52,583 --> 01:18:53,791 You can do it. 1169 01:18:54,916 --> 01:18:56,583 You just have to train a little. 1170 01:18:58,166 --> 01:18:59,166 Huh? 1171 01:19:08,916 --> 01:19:10,958 It was better to call the police! 1172 01:19:11,416 --> 01:19:13,416 And what did we tell him? 1173 01:19:13,583 --> 01:19:16,833 That we stole a vacation gorgeous to strangers? 1174 01:19:18,375 --> 01:19:22,000 Trust me, it's better to stay here without being seen around. 1175 01:19:23,291 --> 01:19:25,291 [car approaching] 1176 01:19:30,500 --> 01:19:33,000 Ventrilha's car! Now? 1177 01:19:33,958 --> 01:19:37,416 At the Academy we learned the military siege technique. 1178 01:19:37,500 --> 01:19:40,250 In theory, in practice it kills us! 1179 01:19:40,416 --> 01:19:44,208 - It's huge. - We can surprise him. 1180 01:19:45,208 --> 01:19:47,625 - Certain! - How negative you are! 1181 01:19:56,958 --> 01:20:00,958 - We have arrived. - Mr. Consul, thank you. 1182 01:20:01,083 --> 01:20:05,916 - For the money, the new passports. - It is my duty to help you. 1183 01:20:05,958 --> 01:20:08,458 Once settled, we will invite you to repay us. 1184 01:20:08,500 --> 01:20:10,083 - Of course, it's a pleasure. - Thank you. 1185 01:20:10,166 --> 01:20:12,000 - Until we meet again. - Thank you. See you soon. 1186 01:20:12,125 --> 01:20:14,041 - Long live Italy! - Patani, come. 1187 01:20:29,708 --> 01:20:31,083 [sounds of pain] 1188 01:20:38,000 --> 01:20:41,083 - [Marco] They're dead. - [Piero] No, fainted. 1189 01:20:41,416 --> 01:20:44,750 It's dangerous, let's call our fathers. 1190 01:20:44,833 --> 01:20:47,958 If they find out we have them cheated, they'll kill us! 1191 01:20:49,583 --> 01:20:50,583 Let's go away. 1192 01:20:52,625 --> 01:20:53,625 [moans] 1193 01:20:58,833 --> 01:20:59,833 [screams] 1194 01:21:02,583 --> 01:21:03,583 [moans] 1195 01:21:08,750 --> 01:21:12,458 Berni, we were beaten. 1196 01:21:12,625 --> 01:21:14,666 No, they really beat us. 1197 01:21:14,750 --> 01:21:16,958 - Defuntibus vostrum. - Huh? 1198 01:21:17,041 --> 01:21:19,541 - Damn them! - And the father! 1199 01:21:30,791 --> 01:21:31,791 [doorbell] 1200 01:21:40,083 --> 01:21:41,083 Courses? 1201 01:21:42,500 --> 01:21:43,500 Hope. 1202 01:21:43,833 --> 01:21:44,833 Yes. 1203 01:21:45,416 --> 01:21:47,250 I have to talk to Linda. 1204 01:21:47,500 --> 01:21:51,958 I was stupid, but he will forgive me and we will get back together. 1205 01:21:52,041 --> 01:21:54,916 It's better not to, after what happened. 1206 01:21:55,125 --> 01:21:57,250 It's none of your business, call Linda. 1207 01:21:57,791 --> 01:21:58,916 Impossible. 1208 01:21:59,083 --> 01:22:03,166 Then I'll find it myself. It can't be over. 1209 01:22:03,625 --> 01:22:04,958 Remember Grandma Linda? 1210 01:22:07,708 --> 01:22:09,416 But I'm afraid so. 1211 01:22:09,708 --> 01:22:11,750 Why? Did he say something? 1212 01:22:12,125 --> 01:22:13,666 He didn't have time. 1213 01:22:14,208 --> 01:22:17,291 Resign yourself, Linda is no longer here. 1214 01:22:17,916 --> 01:22:18,916 Has she left? 1215 01:22:19,625 --> 01:22:20,625 No. 1216 01:22:23,125 --> 01:22:24,500 She's gone. 1217 01:22:27,916 --> 01:22:29,041 Is Linda dead? 1218 01:22:29,625 --> 01:22:30,750 Is Linda dead? 1219 01:22:32,708 --> 01:22:36,333 - How? - A crocodile at the port. 1220 01:22:38,291 --> 01:22:40,291 - Sliced! - It's terrible! 1221 01:22:41,791 --> 01:22:43,458 Where are the leftovers? 1222 01:22:43,541 --> 01:22:44,541 As? 1223 01:22:44,708 --> 01:22:48,208 - The remains, the body. I want to see her. - It's late. 1224 01:22:48,791 --> 01:22:53,875 However, it was a horrendous sight, all bitten. 1225 01:22:53,958 --> 01:22:56,375 It's better to remember it in its entirety. 1226 01:22:56,791 --> 01:23:00,083 You go back to Italy and forget her. 1227 01:23:00,708 --> 01:23:03,166 Thanks for the flowers. Go. 1228 01:23:03,416 --> 01:23:04,625 No! 1229 01:23:04,708 --> 01:23:07,416 Sir, they are waiting for you for the function. 1230 01:23:07,625 --> 01:23:08,833 Thank you. I arrive. 1231 01:23:09,208 --> 01:23:10,208 What function? 1232 01:23:10,708 --> 01:23:12,791 The mass for Linda. 1233 01:23:14,208 --> 01:23:17,250 - I would like to join in the mourning. - It's not possible. 1234 01:23:17,333 --> 01:23:20,875 It's a ceremony reserved for close family members. 1235 01:23:21,208 --> 01:23:25,375 - As you can see. - So what does she have to do with it? 1236 01:23:25,458 --> 01:23:28,750 I knew a friend who gave me the tickets. 1237 01:23:28,916 --> 01:23:31,375 - [Fabio] What is it? - I don't see the coffin! 1238 01:23:31,666 --> 01:23:33,125 It's small. 1239 01:23:33,208 --> 01:23:34,916 There is almost nothing left. 1240 01:23:35,500 --> 01:23:36,500 Nothing? 1241 01:23:36,583 --> 01:23:37,583 Just a… 1242 01:23:38,541 --> 01:23:39,750 Nothing! 1243 01:23:40,500 --> 01:23:43,041 - Who are they? - Who? 1244 01:23:43,125 --> 01:23:46,583 - Those dressed in black. - Don't point. 1245 01:23:46,708 --> 01:23:48,833 They are the parents. 1246 01:23:49,208 --> 01:23:51,583 - I'll give him my condolences. - No! 1247 01:23:51,666 --> 01:23:55,416 - Why? - Now you and I are going out. 1248 01:23:55,500 --> 01:23:59,125 - Where are we going? - Let's leave them alone with their pain. 1249 01:23:59,208 --> 01:24:01,458 - Thanks for the flowers! - [Gianni] Hope! 1250 01:24:01,708 --> 01:24:02,791 Hope! 1251 01:24:06,416 --> 01:24:10,583 This year too We commemorate our dear Linda. 1252 01:24:10,916 --> 01:24:15,000 Before the function, Let's remember her in religious silence. 1253 01:24:19,416 --> 01:24:20,416 Excuse me. 1254 01:24:21,416 --> 01:24:24,791 [priest] The Lord has deprived us of his presence, 1255 01:24:24,875 --> 01:24:28,875 but if the body turns off, it stays on... 1256 01:24:29,000 --> 01:24:32,416 - What is that idiot doing? - Calm down, dad. 1257 01:24:32,666 --> 01:24:33,666 Everything OK. 1258 01:24:33,750 --> 01:24:36,583 - [father] It's amazing! - Excuse me! 1259 01:24:37,291 --> 01:24:43,500 - It's a small fire, but it's put out. - Save the painting! 1260 01:24:43,583 --> 01:24:45,625 - Baby! - [scream] 1261 01:24:46,291 --> 01:24:51,208 I'll save grandma! Father, continue with your usual serenity. 1262 01:24:52,291 --> 01:24:53,291 [scream] 1263 01:24:54,708 --> 01:24:57,291 Stay calm, I'll save grandma! Everyone go! 1264 01:24:57,625 --> 01:25:00,583 Who did you bring me home? Come on, come on. 1265 01:25:00,791 --> 01:25:04,000 Father, move. Here, he is already safe! 1266 01:25:04,083 --> 01:25:05,125 Finished. Go. 1267 01:25:10,375 --> 01:25:13,083 - [Fabio] The hyena sucked me in. - Yes! 1268 01:25:13,291 --> 01:25:14,291 [hum] 1269 01:25:15,125 --> 01:25:19,041 - [Fabio] It's a sucker! - [father] Get your face out of there! 1270 01:25:20,000 --> 01:25:22,291 [Fabio] Leave me, old woman! 1271 01:25:23,333 --> 01:25:24,916 Get out of this house! 1272 01:25:25,791 --> 01:25:27,833 This time you're right, dad. 1273 01:25:37,708 --> 01:25:39,666 - I'm going to the bathroom. - All right. 1274 01:25:49,333 --> 01:25:52,125 Excuse me? Nice to meet you, Berni. 1275 01:25:53,083 --> 01:25:56,625 I wouldn't want to bother you. Do you drink something? 1276 01:25:57,000 --> 01:25:58,291 Not Italian. 1277 01:25:59,291 --> 01:26:00,416 I do not understand. 1278 01:26:01,125 --> 01:26:03,250 Not Italian. 1279 01:26:03,833 --> 01:26:06,250 No Italian foul! Local cocks only! 1280 01:26:06,416 --> 01:26:07,833 Curious. 1281 01:26:14,625 --> 01:26:16,125 [man] We're in a hurry! 1282 01:26:16,333 --> 01:26:18,791 I'll bring the two Capirinhas right away. 1283 01:26:19,208 --> 01:26:20,958 - Is he Italian? - Yes. 1284 01:26:21,291 --> 01:26:24,416 How do you say left alone? 1285 01:26:25,000 --> 01:26:26,458 Pussy souzinha. 1286 01:26:26,791 --> 01:26:27,916 - Thank you! - Please. 1287 01:26:28,375 --> 01:26:31,375 Pussy souzinha. Sounds good. 1288 01:26:31,708 --> 01:26:33,041 Pussy souzinha. 1289 01:26:37,916 --> 01:26:40,791 [in invented Portuguese] Sorry, am I bothering you? 1290 01:26:41,625 --> 01:26:43,083 Pussy souzinha? 1291 01:26:43,166 --> 01:26:45,500 - Pig! How dare you? - What pizza! 1292 01:26:45,875 --> 01:26:48,750 I only asked her if she is alone. 1293 01:26:49,458 --> 01:26:51,333 - You are Italian. - Her too. 1294 01:26:51,500 --> 01:26:53,208 Excuse me. 1295 01:26:53,291 --> 01:26:55,458 How can I make it up to you? 1296 01:26:55,541 --> 01:26:56,625 Don't worry. 1297 01:26:57,000 --> 01:26:59,916 Shall we take a trip together to Corcovado? 1298 01:27:00,541 --> 01:27:02,333 Just the two of us? 1299 01:27:02,500 --> 01:27:04,416 Are we bringing the twins too? 1300 01:27:06,333 --> 01:27:09,541 - I'll go get the car. - Agree. 1301 01:27:09,625 --> 01:27:10,625 See you later. 1302 01:27:15,500 --> 01:27:17,333 Patani, what are you doing? 1303 01:27:18,833 --> 01:27:23,416 I have always felt deep emotions in front of naïve art. 1304 01:27:25,291 --> 01:27:27,166 [Berni] I would even say behind! 1305 01:27:27,583 --> 01:27:29,208 I like the central one. 1306 01:27:29,291 --> 01:27:32,458 But I found a real one. I towed. 1307 01:27:32,791 --> 01:27:34,833 - Brazilian? - No, Italian. 1308 01:27:34,916 --> 01:27:37,500 - They are the most beautiful. Young? - Mature. They are the sluttiest! 1309 01:27:37,583 --> 01:27:39,083 See you tomorrow, professor. 1310 01:27:39,500 --> 01:27:44,500 - How is this Paolo? - He seems nice, he makes me laugh. 1311 01:27:44,583 --> 01:27:47,291 But I won't go to bed right away. 1312 01:27:47,416 --> 01:27:48,875 Why? 1313 01:27:49,000 --> 01:27:53,166 - Maybe you're right. - Of course, let's forget about ex-husbands. 1314 01:27:56,125 --> 01:28:00,125 I redid my breasts, It's time to start a new life. 1315 01:28:04,500 --> 01:28:09,500 See you at the cemetery. I'm going with Gianni so I can scold him. 1316 01:28:09,583 --> 01:28:12,833 - Good. I don't want to see him anymore. - I know, I understand. 1317 01:28:20,291 --> 01:28:21,916 I am sorry. 1318 01:28:21,958 --> 01:28:24,833 No, you did great! 1319 01:28:25,000 --> 01:28:28,500 You had a fantastic idea! I underestimated you. 1320 01:28:28,583 --> 01:28:31,833 My dad is really angry. We're doing well. 1321 01:28:32,041 --> 01:28:34,083 I didn't do it on purpose. 1322 01:28:34,333 --> 01:28:35,875 You are also modest. 1323 01:28:36,458 --> 01:28:38,333 I like you more and more. 1324 01:28:38,541 --> 01:28:41,500 Ma'am, I'm sorry. Linda! 1325 01:28:41,625 --> 01:28:43,208 - Gianni! - Hate! 1326 01:28:45,500 --> 01:28:47,708 - You were dead! - Dead? 1327 01:28:47,916 --> 01:28:49,458 How dare you come here? 1328 01:28:49,583 --> 01:28:51,166 How dare you come here? 1329 01:28:51,916 --> 01:28:53,958 It's my problem. At that time? 1330 01:28:54,541 --> 01:28:55,791 Excuse me. 1331 01:28:56,583 --> 01:28:58,208 You hurt me. 1332 01:28:58,291 --> 01:29:00,291 - You hurt her! - Enough! 1333 01:29:00,958 --> 01:29:04,333 - You broke my heart. - Yes, you broke our hearts. 1334 01:29:04,500 --> 01:29:05,500 Everything… 1335 01:29:08,000 --> 01:29:12,166 - They told me you were dead. - I? Who told you? 1336 01:29:13,000 --> 01:29:15,541 - Him. - Why did you say I was dead? 1337 01:29:15,625 --> 01:29:17,500 - Why? - Enough! 1338 01:29:18,541 --> 01:29:20,916 I didn't want him to see you. 1339 01:29:21,083 --> 01:29:23,125 - Because you didn't want… - Gianni! 1340 01:29:23,625 --> 01:29:26,500 You don't get to decide who I see! 1341 01:29:26,583 --> 01:29:28,416 - You can't. - Enough! 1342 01:29:28,541 --> 01:29:30,000 We can't… 1343 01:29:30,125 --> 01:29:34,625 - As a boyfriend… - Fabio, it's all fake! 1344 01:29:35,625 --> 01:29:36,625 I understand. 1345 01:29:36,875 --> 01:29:38,708 I do not. Fiancé? 1346 01:29:39,041 --> 01:29:43,083 - It's a complex situation... - I'll explain it to you. 1347 01:29:43,208 --> 01:29:46,541 Leave us alone, I have to talk to him. 1348 01:29:46,625 --> 01:29:47,625 Go away. 1349 01:29:52,375 --> 01:29:53,500 We were supposed to get married. 1350 01:29:53,583 --> 01:29:55,416 - Puppuruppù. - Puppuruppù damn! 1351 01:29:55,500 --> 01:29:56,500 All right. 1352 01:30:06,000 --> 01:30:08,958 [Fabio] "Hoping that from these words you will understand how much I love you." 1353 01:30:09,916 --> 01:30:15,416 - I was wrong, but what about you and Fabio? - I faked it, don't make excuses. 1354 01:30:15,500 --> 01:30:17,208 - You go out! - No, I'm staying here. 1355 01:30:18,291 --> 01:30:19,500 Then I'll go out. 1356 01:30:20,458 --> 01:30:24,291 I was weak, it won't happen again. Linda, I really love you. 1357 01:30:26,250 --> 01:30:27,250 Fuck you. 1358 01:30:30,458 --> 01:30:32,875 - What ways! - [cell phone rings] 1359 01:30:34,666 --> 01:30:36,666 Yes? Morosita! 1360 01:30:37,500 --> 01:30:40,791 Linda? No, imagine! I have always loved you. 1361 01:30:41,375 --> 01:30:44,000 Maybe we can see each other tonight. 1362 01:30:44,416 --> 01:30:46,250 Yes. 1363 01:30:46,500 --> 01:30:50,750 I love you, I want to be with you all my life. 1364 01:30:53,500 --> 01:30:54,500 It's Linda. 1365 01:30:56,041 --> 01:30:58,083 We're back together. 1366 01:30:59,166 --> 01:31:02,541 You know how it is, with women just one right word is enough. 1367 01:31:02,791 --> 01:31:04,875 Sure, I know. 1368 01:31:05,708 --> 01:31:06,708 Exact. 1369 01:31:08,333 --> 01:31:11,916 Sorry, love. I was talking to Speranza. 1370 01:31:12,333 --> 01:31:15,833 [Gianni] Don't you remember him anymore? Okay, who cares! 1371 01:31:24,625 --> 01:31:27,125 [Fabio] Morosita, why do I seem strange to you? 1372 01:31:28,291 --> 01:31:30,041 I'll call you later. HI. 1373 01:31:30,250 --> 01:31:31,750 "From Fabio to Linda". 1374 01:31:45,083 --> 01:31:50,458 I act as a ladder for you, you climb over, come in and get your passports. 1375 01:31:50,625 --> 01:31:54,375 - No, no way, I'm going alone! - Okay, I'll come with you. 1376 01:31:54,791 --> 01:31:57,416 Do you remember where we put them? 1377 01:31:58,708 --> 01:32:00,500 No, but we find them. 1378 01:32:00,916 --> 01:32:01,916 All right. 1379 01:32:06,291 --> 01:32:09,333 Are you ready? One two three! 1380 01:32:09,875 --> 01:32:11,541 [cell phone rings] 1381 01:32:11,791 --> 01:32:14,416 What are you doing, where are you going? Do you slip out? 1382 01:32:18,375 --> 01:32:21,458 - Missed call. - No, lost fuck! 1383 01:32:21,541 --> 01:32:25,083 - He was my son. - He'll call back... That is, he'll call back. 1384 01:32:25,250 --> 01:32:26,250 No! 1385 01:32:26,833 --> 01:32:29,833 Can't you see how much stuff you lose? 1386 01:32:31,583 --> 01:32:33,583 [cell phone rings] 1387 01:32:36,791 --> 01:32:38,291 It's my mother! Right now! 1388 01:32:39,541 --> 01:32:43,041 - Ready? - Did you call me? 1389 01:32:43,500 --> 01:32:46,375 Yes, but by mistake. How's it going in the fjords? 1390 01:32:47,416 --> 01:32:49,791 Well. What do you do? 1391 01:32:50,000 --> 01:32:51,750 I play cards with dad. Ouch! 1392 01:32:52,791 --> 01:32:53,916 What is it? 1393 01:32:54,083 --> 01:32:55,833 - He's in! - What? 1394 01:32:55,958 --> 01:32:57,833 The Ace of Swords! Seven thirty! 1395 01:32:58,083 --> 01:33:02,958 - The Ace of Spades? - Quickly, or the Ace of Clubs will escape! 1396 01:33:03,625 --> 01:33:06,708 - Hello, mom. - Bye my love. 1397 01:33:07,875 --> 01:33:12,666 Sorry, my son is in Rome with mine ex-husband and I really don't trust him. 1398 01:33:12,833 --> 01:33:16,416 He is capable of leaving him alone, to mind his own business. 1399 01:33:16,958 --> 01:33:20,166 We need to check. My ex would say: 1400 01:33:20,375 --> 01:33:23,333 Quis custodiat ipsos custodias? 1401 01:33:25,833 --> 01:33:27,291 What profession does your husband do? 1402 01:33:27,625 --> 01:33:29,166 Professor of ethics. 1403 01:33:29,625 --> 01:33:32,541 He is a professor. And he's an asshole. 1404 01:33:33,083 --> 01:33:34,208 Very bitchy. 1405 01:33:34,625 --> 01:33:37,166 Should he stay in Rome with his son? 1406 01:33:37,291 --> 01:33:38,333 Yes, it should. 1407 01:33:40,083 --> 01:33:41,208 What if it doesn't fit? 1408 01:33:41,583 --> 01:33:44,416 I'm going to a lawyer and ruining it! 1409 01:33:45,333 --> 01:33:47,583 - Right! - [door opening] 1410 01:33:48,708 --> 01:33:50,875 - Is there anyone else at home? - No. 1411 01:33:54,916 --> 01:33:56,875 So who's making noise? 1412 01:33:58,333 --> 01:34:01,000 It must be the usual thief, I'll go and see! 1413 01:34:05,375 --> 01:34:09,250 - Am I coming with you? - No, it can be dangerous. 1414 01:34:10,291 --> 01:34:12,625 [whispering] Fucking ethics! 1415 01:34:13,125 --> 01:34:14,541 [moans of pleasure] 1416 01:34:16,958 --> 01:34:19,083 Professor, what are you doing? Does he sweep the refrigerator? 1417 01:34:20,708 --> 01:34:24,875 No, I'm looking for refreshment for my pleasure equipment! 1418 01:34:25,125 --> 01:34:27,083 It's overheated! 1419 01:34:27,708 --> 01:34:29,458 Does he also sweep the oven? 1420 01:34:30,250 --> 01:34:32,750 All appliances? 1421 01:34:33,958 --> 01:34:38,458 No, I met a real savage! 1422 01:34:38,875 --> 01:34:40,791 Too fiery! 1423 01:34:41,250 --> 01:34:42,625 Listen, professor. 1424 01:34:43,333 --> 01:34:44,333 Yes? 1425 01:34:44,875 --> 01:34:46,125 His wife is upstairs. 1426 01:34:49,125 --> 01:34:50,375 My wife? 1427 01:34:50,875 --> 01:34:53,416 Impossible, it's in St. Petersburg! 1428 01:34:54,083 --> 01:34:57,708 - No, it's here in Brazil. - In Brazil? 1429 01:34:58,083 --> 01:35:00,083 - To get her boobs done. - The tits? 1430 01:35:00,541 --> 01:35:02,708 I must say that the operation was a success. 1431 01:35:02,791 --> 01:35:06,583 They are firm, with a firm nipple. 1432 01:35:07,125 --> 01:35:11,625 Tell me why you know my wife's swollen nipple! 1433 01:35:11,708 --> 01:35:13,958 What do I know… 1434 01:35:15,375 --> 01:35:19,708 There is one unfortunate thing, I hope that doesn't ruin our friendship. 1435 01:35:20,416 --> 01:35:21,583 Oh well friendship… 1436 01:35:21,666 --> 01:35:26,083 I want to tell him first let him find out from someone else. 1437 01:35:27,083 --> 01:35:28,083 What? 1438 01:35:28,791 --> 01:35:29,791 Tonight, 1439 01:35:30,416 --> 01:35:32,166 inadvertently, 1440 01:35:33,416 --> 01:35:36,458 I humped his wife. It can happen! 1441 01:35:38,125 --> 01:35:41,458 So what? Are you really sure about it? 1442 01:35:43,625 --> 01:35:44,625 I'm afraid so! 1443 01:35:45,458 --> 01:35:48,458 She told me that her husband teaches ethics, 1444 01:35:48,791 --> 01:35:54,041 that he's an asshole and that if he doesn't stay with his son, he goes to the lawyer and ruins it. 1445 01:35:54,166 --> 01:35:56,000 - Yes. Then it's her! - Yes! 1446 01:35:57,500 --> 01:36:01,250 - I'll go up and get rid of the furnace. - The furnace? 1447 01:36:01,458 --> 01:36:06,625 By the way, not to be intrusive, but can you show me the toaster? 1448 01:36:06,916 --> 01:36:09,625 - The toaster? Yes. - Thank you. 1449 01:36:20,791 --> 01:36:23,000 [whispering] I just want to see her for a moment. 1450 01:36:31,125 --> 01:36:32,833 - Is he in the bathroom? - Yes. 1451 01:36:34,708 --> 01:36:38,416 - Is he young? - No, I followed your advice. 1452 01:36:38,500 --> 01:36:40,541 - Is she old? - No, it's vintage! 1453 01:36:42,291 --> 01:36:43,833 - What are you doing? - I'm leaving. 1454 01:36:46,125 --> 01:36:50,583 When he comes out of the bathroom Can you explain it to him, please? 1455 01:36:51,625 --> 01:36:55,625 It leaves me in trouble. What do I tell her? I'm in my underwear! 1456 01:36:57,041 --> 01:36:59,625 Then put this on. 1457 01:37:00,708 --> 01:37:01,708 Here you are. 1458 01:37:03,208 --> 01:37:04,208 Oh mama! 1459 01:37:05,666 --> 01:37:08,291 Talk bullshit like he did with his wife. 1460 01:37:08,500 --> 01:37:10,750 [Lisa] Paolo, do you want help? 1461 01:37:10,916 --> 01:37:13,791 - My wife! - [Lisa] I have a knife! 1462 01:37:15,125 --> 01:37:17,916 - Did you catch the thief? - Yes, here's the criminal! 1463 01:37:18,041 --> 01:37:21,250 - [Patani in a raised voice] Yes! - Call the police! 1464 01:37:21,333 --> 01:37:23,208 [Patani in invented Portuguese] The police! 1465 01:37:24,291 --> 01:37:26,500 Thanks, it saved me. 1466 01:37:26,583 --> 01:37:29,291 - She would have done the same thing. - Yes. 1467 01:37:29,708 --> 01:37:31,458 [Anna] Mario, is there a thief? 1468 01:37:31,625 --> 01:37:34,125 - My wife! - How? 1469 01:37:34,333 --> 01:37:37,708 - [Berni] Leave me! - Is it him? 1470 01:37:37,791 --> 01:37:41,666 - [Berni] I'm a poor Brazilian! - Yes, it's him. 1471 01:37:41,750 --> 01:37:44,541 Go get a rope, so we tie him up! 1472 01:37:44,625 --> 01:37:49,666 - This criminal! - [Berni] Don't shake me! 1473 01:37:50,041 --> 01:37:53,416 I hurt my ribs! 1474 01:37:53,500 --> 01:37:54,500 We are safe! 1475 01:37:59,708 --> 01:38:03,416 - [Patani] I am sorry! - I don't have the number. 1476 01:38:03,666 --> 01:38:07,125 - Call 89-24-24! - [Patani] The prefix! 1477 01:38:07,291 --> 01:38:11,083 - It's the Yellow Pages. - They'll give you the police number! 1478 01:38:11,500 --> 01:38:13,875 [Patani] Zero six! 1479 01:38:16,208 --> 01:38:19,250 - I can't find the rope! - Get the curtain cord! 1480 01:38:19,333 --> 01:38:20,708 Run, come on. 1481 01:38:20,791 --> 01:38:23,291 I want to dance the samba! 1482 01:38:23,416 --> 01:38:25,291 Enough! Enough! 1483 01:38:25,625 --> 01:38:27,458 - I found the passports. - Me too. 1484 01:38:27,625 --> 01:38:28,916 How is this possible? 1485 01:38:36,125 --> 01:38:38,541 Because passports of our parents are here? 1486 01:38:40,125 --> 01:38:41,583 Our fathers are here! 1487 01:38:41,666 --> 01:38:43,166 - What are you saying? - Look. 1488 01:38:49,916 --> 01:38:52,500 - [policeman] Hello, ma'am? - I am here! 1489 01:38:52,625 --> 01:38:54,375 The patrols are coming… 1490 01:38:54,500 --> 01:38:56,166 [unintelligible dialogue] 1491 01:38:56,708 --> 01:39:00,541 [policeman] ...lock yourself in and wait. 1492 01:39:00,708 --> 01:39:04,291 They will come soon, don't worry. 1493 01:39:18,916 --> 01:39:20,541 [together] The police! 1494 01:39:32,750 --> 01:39:34,416 Please, Patani, take a seat. 1495 01:39:35,000 --> 01:39:36,125 Thank you. 1496 01:39:41,791 --> 01:39:46,333 Professor, to pass the time, please satisfy my curiosity. 1497 01:39:46,500 --> 01:39:50,166 How did it happen that she did my wife get stuck? 1498 01:39:50,833 --> 01:39:52,041 Inadvertently! 1499 01:39:52,416 --> 01:39:55,666 I didn't know she was the toaster. 1500 01:39:55,750 --> 01:39:59,250 - Was mum at her grandparents' house? - No, with the professor. 1501 01:40:00,291 --> 01:40:01,541 - Piero! - Marco! 1502 01:40:01,916 --> 01:40:03,250 [Patani] What are you doing here? 1503 01:40:03,333 --> 01:40:06,708 - The agency made a mistake. - No, here in Brazil! 1504 01:40:06,875 --> 01:40:07,916 We can explain! 1505 01:40:09,708 --> 01:40:10,708 And you? 1506 01:40:10,958 --> 01:40:11,958 We what? 1507 01:40:12,041 --> 01:40:13,875 Who? How, us? 1508 01:40:15,708 --> 01:40:17,083 No, please. 1509 01:40:18,000 --> 01:40:21,333 - We can explain too. - Yes, yes. 1510 01:40:21,625 --> 01:40:25,416 - We have nothing against it. - No, on the contrary! 1511 01:40:25,583 --> 01:40:29,250 - The ethics professor can explain. - [embarrassed hum] 1512 01:40:33,875 --> 01:40:34,875 So… 1513 01:40:35,791 --> 01:40:37,291 Repetita iuvant. 1514 01:40:39,750 --> 01:40:40,750 It does not matter. 1515 01:40:41,000 --> 01:40:46,250 You say you took it by mistake the plane to Rio. 1516 01:40:47,291 --> 01:40:51,083 And you didn't warn us because the cell phone had no reception, 1517 01:40:52,375 --> 01:40:54,500 you didn't have any change, 1518 01:40:55,416 --> 01:40:57,750 and they robbed you. 1519 01:40:57,875 --> 01:40:58,916 Like two assholes. 1520 01:41:00,041 --> 01:41:01,958 The consulate was closed. 1521 01:41:02,666 --> 01:41:06,000 Then a mosquito bit you, 1522 01:41:06,083 --> 01:41:09,500 you got a fever and you no longer understood... 1523 01:41:09,583 --> 01:41:10,708 - Fuck. - Yes. 1524 01:41:11,000 --> 01:41:12,125 It's curious! 1525 01:41:13,166 --> 01:41:14,166 Maybe, 1526 01:41:14,625 --> 01:41:16,416 but it's curious too 1527 01:41:16,708 --> 01:41:19,916 that you invited the professor at the bingo in the parish. 1528 01:41:21,750 --> 01:41:26,125 And that you won at bingo a stay in Brazil, in the parish. 1529 01:41:26,625 --> 01:41:27,625 Yes! 1530 01:41:27,708 --> 01:41:31,708 And what do you have at Christmas found, in the Easter egg, 1531 01:41:31,833 --> 01:41:33,833 two tickets to Rio de Janeiro. 1532 01:41:36,333 --> 01:41:37,333 It's a bit… 1533 01:41:39,083 --> 01:41:42,791 Let's believe him! Everyone here told the truth. 1534 01:41:42,875 --> 01:41:43,875 It's obvious! 1535 01:41:46,250 --> 01:41:48,125 - Excuse me. - I don't buy anything. 1536 01:41:48,208 --> 01:41:51,125 Now let's enjoy the holiday together! 1537 01:41:52,500 --> 01:41:55,625 - Together? - [speaks in Portuguese] 1538 01:41:56,000 --> 01:42:01,458 You're a pain in the ass! I told you I don't buy anything! 1539 01:42:01,541 --> 01:42:02,541 I was saying… 1540 01:42:03,666 --> 01:42:06,041 Police! Documents. 1541 01:42:06,583 --> 01:42:08,375 These are ours. 1542 01:42:08,666 --> 01:42:10,416 [together] We can't find them. 1543 01:42:10,500 --> 01:42:11,875 These are… 1544 01:42:12,791 --> 01:42:13,791 "Together"! 1545 01:42:13,875 --> 01:42:15,958 - [policeman] Let's go. - Where? 1546 01:42:16,208 --> 01:42:19,791 Go home and find our documents. 1547 01:42:20,250 --> 01:42:23,833 There's also some money, take it. 1548 01:42:24,875 --> 01:42:26,875 - Don't worry. - We'll take care of it. 1549 01:42:32,041 --> 01:42:33,416 Do we leave them like this? 1550 01:42:37,333 --> 01:42:39,416 Just until we run out of money. 1551 01:42:39,708 --> 01:42:43,958 Piero immediately headed home. He's a good boy. 1552 01:42:44,416 --> 01:42:47,041 And Marco is the same as his father. 1553 01:42:48,791 --> 01:42:52,958 - How do we do it? - Don't start with guilt. 1554 01:42:53,041 --> 01:42:57,583 - No, how do we find the money. - Don't worry, we'll find them. 1555 01:43:30,666 --> 01:43:32,541 - You again? - Wait. 1556 01:43:34,291 --> 01:43:36,291 You know I'm not good with words. 1557 01:43:36,625 --> 01:43:41,166 I'll go away, but I want to first that you know how I feel about you. 1558 01:43:47,375 --> 01:43:51,125 You think you can change my mind with a letter? 1559 01:43:51,583 --> 01:43:55,500 - I read a lot for work! - Please. 1560 01:44:04,750 --> 01:44:06,750 [hums] 1561 01:44:15,416 --> 01:44:17,541 Good evening, sir. Everything OK? 1562 01:44:18,083 --> 01:44:20,750 No, all bad! 1563 01:44:22,583 --> 01:44:25,500 Sir, you are drunk. 1564 01:44:26,208 --> 01:44:27,208 Who, me? 1565 01:44:29,333 --> 01:44:31,958 No, I don't understand. 1566 01:44:32,333 --> 01:44:35,375 Get off and stand on one leg. 1567 01:44:35,541 --> 01:44:40,875 Certain! Call your colleague too, because you seem prejudiced to me. 1568 01:44:41,125 --> 01:44:42,166 On one leg. 1569 01:44:47,791 --> 01:44:49,916 It's a very beautiful letter! 1570 01:44:51,458 --> 01:44:53,125 I was stupid. 1571 01:44:54,208 --> 01:44:55,541 No my love. 1572 01:44:55,958 --> 01:44:59,375 You have to love all your life who writes you a letter like that. 1573 01:45:25,000 --> 01:45:29,791 [Fabio] Maybe it was due to deformation professional, but with Linda 1574 01:45:30,083 --> 01:45:32,375 a letter worked more than words. 1575 01:45:33,708 --> 01:45:36,541 He realized that I had written it. 1576 01:45:44,500 --> 01:45:46,500 And finally she noticed me 1577 01:45:46,583 --> 01:45:52,625 after four years, three months, ten days, one hour, 45 minutes and 35 seconds flat. 1578 01:45:54,208 --> 01:45:56,666 Thanks for the roses you leave me. 1579 01:45:57,333 --> 01:45:59,416 It doesn't cost me anything anyway. 1580 01:46:22,458 --> 01:46:25,291 [Piero] After that sea of hotties… 1581 01:46:25,375 --> 01:46:27,708 [Marco] ...an ocean of handjobs awaited us. 1582 01:46:27,958 --> 01:46:29,333 Fuck! 1583 01:46:30,625 --> 01:46:32,625 Padillha and Foreskin! 1584 01:46:34,041 --> 01:46:38,750 "The new ones land today in Milan showgirls from Striscia la Notizia". 1585 01:46:39,208 --> 01:46:40,208 In Milan? 1586 01:46:44,958 --> 01:46:46,166 Run! 1587 01:46:46,625 --> 01:46:48,875 - Run, Marco! - Yes! 1588 01:46:54,000 --> 01:46:57,583 [Berni] Patani and I had strengthened our friendship 1589 01:46:57,708 --> 01:47:00,750 and we planned summer holidays together. 1590 01:47:02,833 --> 01:47:06,375 By now Brazil was just a memory, 1591 01:47:06,833 --> 01:47:10,000 but Brazil he hadn't forgotten about us. 1592 01:47:11,833 --> 01:47:17,958 This time we would like to find a place to rest. 1593 01:47:18,416 --> 01:47:22,791 - Not a rude thing. - For example, Shall Shakbords. 1594 01:47:24,666 --> 01:47:26,083 All right, look. 1595 01:47:26,708 --> 01:47:27,708 Thank you. 1596 01:47:42,000 --> 01:47:43,000 Damn! 1597 01:47:44,291 --> 01:47:47,375 - Patani, what are you doing? - [frightening sounds] 1598 01:48:00,583 --> 01:48:01,583 What's happening? 1599 01:48:02,125 --> 01:48:04,041 [they speak in Portuguese] 1600 01:48:06,916 --> 01:48:08,833 [child speaks in Portuguese] 1601 01:48:10,083 --> 01:48:12,333 [screams] 1602 01:48:18,958 --> 01:48:21,000 [screams] 1603 01:48:24,083 --> 01:48:25,583 [director] Stop, take them down! 1604 01:48:26,500 --> 01:48:28,625 Look what you have to do at your age, Maximum! 1605 01:48:28,708 --> 01:48:30,625 Don't make me laugh or I'll fall, Christian!